CHOPAS - Wat the Heck? (NA Faction)

[Gorath]

Yeah you gotta be a stupid Orc/Derp Nord if you don't run from a giant lol.
Unless you got Balls of Dragonscale but that's very unlikely.

Besides it's great tactics!

Someone is a chickenshit even in videogames it seems.  It's only pixels.  Have some virtual fucking balls man.     A real hero stands down the giant with nothing more than his cock and a fist full of rage.

[LordBerenger]

Someone is a chickenshit even in videogames it seems.  It's only pixels.  Have some virtual fucking balls man.     A real hero stands down the giant with nothing more than his cock and a fist full of rage.

I will get one hit killed by that giant. Besides, why would i use my bow for close range lol.

As an archer i will use the landscape around me as well as my speed to my advantage obviously. Makes no sense to me as an archer to go toe to toe with a giant lol, not with this class atleast. That's just..really? You're suicide charging the giant with your bow? GL & HF.

[Gorath]

As an archer

Therein lies the whole problem.  You rolled the pussy class.  Melee only, fists if you're truly manly.

[LordBerenger]

Therein lies the whole problem.  You rolled the pussy class.  Melee only, fists if you're truly manly.

I rolled the class that rapes Giants, and the class that rapes melee fighters.


Now i'm on my 2nd char a.ka Breton Mage. Never eeever Orc/Nord though.

Besides there's no Hand to Hand combat skill like in Lolblivion is it?

Would've been perhaps the only melee i would've choosen, alongside stealthy dagger assassin.

[VicTheBear]

I love how this is a cRPG forum thread, and all you guys have talked about lately is Skyrim.

Spam better.

PS-
BUTTS

[RUSSOxD2366]

I RUSSOxD2366 , would like to apply to join CHAOS.

[LordBerenger]

I love how this is a cRPG forum thread, and all you guys have talked about lately is Skyrim.

Spam better.

PS-
BUTTS

BOOBS!

[Ganner]

I RUSSOxD2366 , would like to apply to join CHAOS.

Application noted, start hanging out in Teamspeak and the officers will get your application process started!

[Gorath]

I love how this is a cRPG forum thread, and all you guys have talked about lately is Skyrim.

Spam better.

PS-
BUTTS

Perhaps if cRPG wasn't such shit, mostly the community, Skyrim wouldn't be the topic of choice.

"Another mortal dares to summon me, and already I am bored. But enough about me. Let's talk about you.
 I could turn you into a goat. Or a puddle. Or a bad idea. I could make you eat your own fingers. Or fall in love with a cloud. Perhaps I could make you into something useful. Let's find out."

[Mechanix]

This may be the first time I've ever seen Gorath without the "Watched" tag.

[Earthdforce]

This may be the first time I've ever seen Gorath without the "Watched" tag.

Give him time, it'll come back.

[LordBerenger]

Give him time, it'll come back.

I haven't gotten warning as well.

It's scary ;O Guessing every admin/moderator is busy killing dragons.

*hint hint*

[Gorath]

What?  Posting epic porn time?

The countdown begins.

[Thucydides]

I don't mind the trolling, cuntish behaviour that is exhibited on CRPG chat, that shit can be ignored. But FUCKING ARCHERS, worst trolls of them all.

[VicTheBear]

What?  Posting epic porn time?

The countdown begins.

Onesec while Gorath posts his entire NSFW folder.
That alone would double the amount of porn on the internet