*Yawn*  Come back to me when you earn your place in society Coy.  Whoring yourself out to some dumbass that'll pay your bills doesn't count.
Working 2 jobs to pay for college and volunteering 6 hours every week is definitely not helping society. I should quit college and drive a truck like all the other cool kids. Haven't they trained monkeys to do your job yet? I know you look like one, but actual monkeys are cheaper.
Coy, you act like a cunt.  You've always acted like a cunt, and probably always will act like a cunt.  Why shouldn't people act like dicks?   
Do you hear that? It's the sound of Gorath's brain working, you have to be really quiet or you will miss it. A rare, once in a lifetime occurrence.