CHOPAS - Wat the Heck? (NA Faction)

[spl00gedon]

This thread is the best EVER

P.S i'm sailing at half mast...

against the wind

[Keshian]

i think im goingto be sick

Only poop and vagina jokes, gay jokes aren't funny???  I guess you are one of those juvenile kids that are homophobic, only are nice to girls because they want to get down their pants, think the high point of their life is getting drunk in college and taking advantage of drunk sorority girls, and will end up working in some dead end job wishing for the good old days, getting drunk on weekends, balding and still not realizing how pointless your entire existence was to the rest of us who actually go out and accomplish things, respect others, and whose high point in life is each amazing and life-fulfilling day.

[a_bear_irl]

i think im goingto be sick

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that's mechanix there on the left, me on the right

[Dexxtaa]

i think im goingto be sick

Seriously. Spoiler that shit, bear! 

[Sir Ryden]

Only poop and vagina jokes, gay jokes aren't funny???  I guess you are one of those juvenile kids that are homophobic, only are nice to girls because they want to get down their pants, think the high point of their life is getting drunk in college and taking advantage of drunk sorority girls, and will end up working in some dead end job wishing for the good old days, getting drunk on weekends, balding and still not realizing how pointless your entire existence was to the rest of us who actually go out and accomplish things, respect others, and whose high point in life is each amazing and life-fulfilling day.

Kesh, this is the internet, and are you some sort of seer? I want you to give insight on my life please oh holy one. On a serious note; I don't think you can tell people to grow up over the internet, most people that play warband have social lives. Also there is a thing called "trolling" being an asshole for your own enjoyment, and in the end, those people win because they are playing just to have fun. Also for all you know Mechanix could be a father with a successful job, kids, a wife, and really fucking rich. ^^

[Earthdforce]

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that's mechanix there on the left, me on the right

His package looks bigger.

[kukufarikki]

His package looks bigger.

did you make sure to the close the door on your way out like i told you to?

[Earthdforce]

did you make sure to the close the door on your way out like i told you to?

Yeah, it hurt when it hit my ass.

[spl00gedon]

Only poop and vagina jokes, gay jokes aren't funny???  I guess you are one of those juvenile kids that are homophobic, only are nice to girls because they want to get down their pants, think the high point of their life is getting drunk in college and taking advantage of drunk sorority girls, and will end up working in some dead end job wishing for the good old days, getting drunk on weekends, balding and still not realizing how pointless your entire existence was to the rest of us who actually go out and accomplish things, respect others, and whose high point in life is each amazing and life-fulfilling day.

1. I love the gay jokes! I work with two gay guys, one of them is cool as hell the other not so much.
2. I'm not nice to ANY girls. 
3. it's not taking advantage if you're drunker than them. 
4. I'll never go bald. I have luscious brown locks.
5th. (no pun intended my alcoholic friends! ;D) I really hope that's true and you are successful in your life! That way when you look back on this you won't think, "Fuck, I should have partied with Semenberries..." 
6. hardly consider partying on the weekends to be any less hazardous to your health, your chance at success, or your self esteem as video games (I'm fucked either way because i do both lol).  I'd rather tell my kids about how I watched some kid get pissed on than about my kdr.
Might as well fit in some sexums now! Fuck it I'm young!
7.  I respect people.  I just like to have fun with them.  Some don't take it as well as others.
8.  When you say "accomplish" I'm not sure what that entails....
9. If i missed anything I'm tired as heyallll.  sowwy...

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I'mma keep squirtin! ;D

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[Mechanix]

Only poop and vagina jokes, gay jokes aren't funny???  I guess you are one of those juvenile kids that are homophobic, only are nice to girls because they want to get down their pants, think the high point of their life is getting drunk in college and taking advantage of drunk sorority girls, and will end up working in some dead end job wishing for the good old days, getting drunk on weekends, balding and still not realizing how pointless your entire existence was to the rest of us who actually go out and accomplish things, respect others, and whose high point in life is each amazing and life-fulfilling day.

Alright, I think giving you a well written response is too much respect given, but I'll give in.

Poop and Vagina jokes, sure. Gay Jokes? What's a "joke" about 2 men kissing? I think you're the one with the issue on that part, not me. Considering Dexx also had something to say about it.
I am not a juvenile, I am a hard-working college student playing a college sport. I'm not homophobic, I have plenty of gay friends, one of them I am actually pretty close to, and I also greatly support Gay Rights. I am proud to say I live in a state that allows gay marriage. Can you say the same?

I just recently got out of a relationship with a girl I was in love with. I can remember posting about it on here, so go figure.. you're 0-2 so far.
I don't get drunk every weekend, though it's fun. I like to hang out with my friends and have a good time, not sit on a forum with my holier-than-thou attitude as if you're some insightful prophet.

Balding? really.. not even going to bother.

I've come to the point where I'm very optimistic with my future. I'm currently waiting to take the NYC Firefighter exam to become a firefighter, I'm signing up for CPR and training courses to become an EMT while I'm on the waiting list to become a firefighter, due to a 4 year waiting period. I just found a job that I'm making good money with, working hard and focusing on my studies. I've managed to be able to

Maintain a 3.7 GPA
Play College Basketball (and start) - Thanks to my injury for healing quick, doctors cleared me <3
Enjoy my time with my friends
Be social

All of this being a freshman in college.
Where are you? You're sitting on a forum as if you know who I am..

[kukufarikki]

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crpg is my college sport of choice

[a_bear_irl]

you know this thread is bad when my post full of gay pinups is less shitty than the actual discussion

[Darkkarma]

Only poop and vagina jokes, gay jokes aren't funny???  I guess you are one of those juvenile kids that are homophobic, only are nice to girls because they want to get down their pants, think the high point of their life is getting drunk in college and taking advantage of drunk sorority girls, and will end up working in some dead end job wishing for the good old days, getting drunk on weekends, balding and still not realizing how pointless your entire existence was to the rest of us who actually go out and accomplish things, respect others, and whose high point in life is each amazing and life-fulfilling day.

woa woa woa we shouldn't wish male pattern baldness on anyone

In all honesty, how serious and over analytical people are being in this thread "you know who you are" is getting pretty fucking ridiculous. To be perfectly honest, you all commenting on the immature style of one person's post while posting silly immature shit yourselves is about as hypocritical as you can get. How about instead of throwing your rocks from your glass houses you ignore one another? I'm talking to both parties by the way. I'd rather count the hairs on the chests of the fat ugly slobs in bear irl's posts then get notified in my thread feed every time you guys decide to write another well written thought out response to one another, only to end up being over presumptuous and end up  talking out of your asses anyway. Seriously,guys, that's enough.

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-1'ing my post won't make my point any less valid, Kesh.

[spl00gedon]

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hope you're hungry!

[7000bc]

5 bucks mechanix is making shit up  .

I am summoning the Templars to purge our thread of this heretical sodom(ites/y). PRAY FOR FORGIVENESS OR YOU SHALL BURN IN HELL