Good morning CHAOS thread.
(I'm sober)
Wait, wait, wait. What?
So what if your boobs are bigger. I have more luxurious lips, and an extremely tight ass. Besides, size isn't everything. When you're old (oh wait, already are!) and start sagging. My perky, albeit small boobs will still be the same. And red hair, come on. My hair is auburn, the less slutty red. Furthermore I highly doubt your hips are "delicious" when compared to mine. Mine may not be as big and matronly as yours, but I take good care of myself and they compliment my figure perfectly.
Though I'm amazed you could even form complete thoughts with how drunk I assume you are. So why don't you go fuck some stranger, and get back to me when you sober up.
So silly of you to think that my ass is anything but fantastic. I've got the delicious body of a swimmer. Just saiyan. Also, 34B is not nearly large enough for me to start sagging until I'm 50-60 (so long as I keep myself in pretty good shape, which I plan on doing.) And by that age tits are old news anyway.
I will give you lip points. I've got tiny bird lips
Also, auburn is sooooo not the less slutty red. Auburn is more like the less sexy red. Besides, judging from your current and past pictures, your hair isn't even auburn. It looks brown/chestnut to me.
The offer of friendship still stands, but I'm dropping you to +10 seduction and +2 dexterity.