Fuck fighting wit Anwyl. Sinvce Iv'e been in anear constant drunken stupor it doenst' seeem worthit anymore.
Lets be friends becasue my boobs arebigger and my hips are more delicoius. Pluss the red hair. she shall be my hotyoung apprencice sidekick charcter with +15 to seduction and +5 to dexterity huehuehuehueee~
Also my frined morgan came over last night and we danced around in heels wile watchingg kpop cideos and drinking baileys and buatterscoch schnapps. she's korean irl, huel. be jelly bro.
Wait, wait, wait. What?
So what if your boobs are bigger. I have more luxurious lips, and an extremely tight ass. Besides, size isn't everything. When you're old (oh wait, already are!) and start sagging. My perky, albeit small boobs will still be the same. And red hair, come on. My hair is auburn, the less slutty red. Furthermore I highly doubt your hips are "delicious" when compared to mine. Mine may not be as big and matronly as yours, but I take good care of myself and they compliment my figure perfectly.
Though I'm amazed you could even form complete thoughts with how drunk I assume you are. So why don't you go fuck some stranger, and get back to me when you sober up.