I was getting on the train this morning and this girl is talking obnoxiously loud next to me.
"Yeah, so I slept over.. he took a few hits off this blunt and then he said he needed to sleep, so we got in bed but he couldn't get it up. Oh, yeah, I know it was the cutest thing"
"So yeah, he told me in the morning that he wasn't up for some morning glory. Within 10 minutes he was moaning. Yeah, too bad he's only 5 inches I had to fake my orgasm"
I looked right at this female, she looked at me. I shook my head in disappointment because faking orgasms is such a horrible act of treachery.