I want to make a reality TV show.
I want Coy and Vic to be the stars.
ACTION
All of this is to unite Coy and Vic, and create Vicoy.
Little did you know, there was already
a show made about us.
Obviously I'm the dikier one that gets off the bike (because we all know I don't fake-bake and would never be caught dead in a hot pink bikini.)
I know it's misleading, since Coy is actually played by a girl named Victoria.