Daniel,
Thank you for taking the time to consider our University! At this time, we would like to offer you enrollment into our university. Here at The University of Chaos, pride is something we value and uphold almost as much as our traditions of being arrogant, cocky and condescending to everyone outside of our ring of friends; we are the best after all! If you accept our offer of enrollment now, we at U of C are willing offer you free tuition,room and board, and transportation . We can discuss meal plans and books at a later date should you choose to accept our offer and complete our applicant trial period. We sincerely hope that you will consider if you have anymore questions, feel free to contact DarkKarma at the address listed below. We look forward to hearing from you soon
Sincerely,
DarkKarma,
Head of Athletics
University of Chaos
makeafuckingapplicationalready Boulevard,
Arizona