CHOPAS - Wat the Heck? (NA Faction)

[PhantomZero]

Congratulations CHAOS on your first victory, may you have many more like it!

[Dexxtaa]

Pink team for the girly archers and operators obviously

Of course. Silly me. How could I forget.

Congratulations CHAOS on your first victory, may you have many more like it!

Thank you! I clearly did everything, since I was asleep and all.

[Visus]

PINK TEAM, NEVER FORGET OUR STAND ON THE ROOF!

No no no... You fell off. I remember that.

[Darkkarma]

Pink team for the girly archers and operators obviously

Why dont we make the tank strength crutcher team brown next time.You know, THE COLOR OF SHIT.

[dynamike]

Grats Chaos. Hard won battle. I epically stood on the wood stack for you guys.

You guys owe me, I mean, without me taking the flag 30 seconds in you would have lost horribly! 

Congratulations CHAOS on your first victory, may you have many more like it!

Thank you to all friends who helped us in battle - we will return the favor when you need us! 

[Dexxtaa]

Pft. Maybe Dyn will. See if the rest of us help you in your hour of need.

[Socrates]

It's kinda lonely being the only dedicated archer here. Just 500k till I can retire and +1 my Bow. We must send out envelopes to outstanding archers. I was going to say sWalker who is outstanding with the longbow, but looks like he is rolling with BRD since he's using their banner. 

[Tears of Destiny]

We must send out envelopes to outstanding archers.

Stop trolling. No such thing as an outstanding archer, It is a point-and-click adventure, pure EZ mode, no thinking required. It takes a day, tops, to learn everything.

[Socrates]

I wish! I still blow at archery and I do better with my 39 prof 2h weapon than the Bow itself.

[sWalker]

Thanks for the compliment sir...I am a mercenary first, but I have many friends in BRD.  I have a great relationship with Chaos, and I will always be at your beck and call for any battles you need a longbowman.

Sincerely,
S. Patrick Walker

[Eutheran]

Thanks for the compliment sir...I am a mercenary first, but I have many friends in BRD.  I have a great relationship with Chaos, and I will always be at your beck and call for any battles you need a longbowman.

Sincerely,
S. Patrick Walker

Love it man, next time we will make sure you have targets to shoot at, you arent too shabby yourself hahahaha

[Darkkarma]

Thanks for the compliment sir...I am a mercenary first, but I have many friends in BRD.  I have a great relationship with Chaos, and I will always be at your beck and call for any battles you need a longbowman.

Sincerely,
S. Patrick Walker

We would be happy to have you fight with us when the time comes, brother.

[Everkistus]

Stop trolling. No such thing as an outstanding archer, It is a point-and-click adventure, pure EZ mode, no thinking required. It takes a day, tops, to learn everything.

Are you shitting me, I learned how to shoot in 1 hour 42 minutes after I spend my heirloom points to MW horn bow and MW bodkin arrows.

[Tears of Destiny]

Are you shitting me, I learned how to shoot in 1 hour 42 minutes after I spend my heirloom points to MW horn bow and MW bodkin arrows.

I know right? I was trying to make these Chaos guys not feel too bad though in their inability to understand the skilless class known as Archery... What scrubnubs...

[Gorath]

I wish! I still blow at archery and I do better with my 39 prof 2h weapon than the Bow itself.

How to archery:
Load up your copy of (insert FPS title here - Q3/Quakeworld is a good choice).
Grab grenade launcher.
Spam grenades at enemies.
Learn arc to score direct hits.
Load Warband.
Join server as archer.
Spawn.
Pretend you're playing Q3.