Can I join Chaos? I have very delicate sensibilities, and can't take the slightest bit of fun made at my expense (even though I'm in the 'Goon Clan' and that is counter-intuitive to that very community). You Chaos chaps have won me over with your defiant name and manly ways. Please, please let me join?
No problem, we are looking forward to having you on board.
To become a member and start the official
CHAOS* 5-step easy entry process, please follow the next steps:
1. Post a screenshot of your K/D of at least 4.5:1 or more over the course of 100 rounds on an official crpg server
2. Complete the required mano facturum identification test:
click here3. Pay your one-time membership fee of only
* special offer if you apply in the next 24 hours * $75.95 to the
CHAOS_SBSCRBE pay pal
terms and exclusions apply. one-time membership fee does not guarantee acceptance in the Chaos clan and/or prevent you from being a toolbag4. Complete the sensibility sensibilisation exercise:
click here5. Forsake all gods/goddesses, swear allegiance to Chaos and the patented
MLP** and transfer all your worldly possessions to us. Welcome to the club!
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