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Author Topic: CHOPAS - Wat the Heck? (NA Faction)  (Read 759087 times)

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Re: CHAOS - War is Hell (NA Faction)
« Reply #8685 on: April 14, 2013, 02:20:57 am »
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I don't know, man, the only time we lost a scrim after the Northern Empire tryouts, which we subsequently made up for, beating the "undefeated" ATS, was when we lost to the master teamwork of the great players in OotL. Serious stuff, man, on a whole other level, you might not want to get us involved.

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Re: CHAOS - War is Hell (NA Faction)
« Reply #8686 on: April 16, 2013, 01:32:18 am »
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Re: CHAOS - War is Hell (NA Faction)
« Reply #8687 on: April 16, 2013, 01:44:54 am »
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I don't know, man, the only time we lost a scrim after the Northern Empire tryouts, which we subsequently made up for, beating the "undefeated" ATS, was when we lost to the master teamwork of the great players in OotL. Serious stuff, man, on a whole other level, you might not want to get us involved.

It did come down to a duel for the win, sauce vs underleveled dan though
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Re: CHAOS - War is Hell (NA Faction)
« Reply #8688 on: April 16, 2013, 04:59:51 am »
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It did come down to a duel for the win, sauce vs underleveled dan though

That was to decide which map we'd play for the tiebreaking round. Our coin flip.

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Re: CHAOS - War is Hell (NA Faction)
« Reply #8689 on: April 16, 2013, 08:27:40 am »
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Alright, don't stop me if you've heard this one before, because I know I've told it before.

So I'm sitting outside of this restroom in the Badlands waiting for some old man to come out. He's been taking awhile and I start to think I should find another place to piss but all the other rooms had queues as well. After about 5-10 minutes this dude finally comes out and gives me a grave look, resting his hand on my shoulder, and says, "I made a god damn mess in there". I'm pretty flummoxed and say something about it being fine since I only have to piss anyhow. I go into the restroom, completely unprepared for the horror I was about to behold. The toilet seat. The tank. The wall behind the toilet. The floor and side of the bowl. They're all covered in dense, fudge-like feces. I take a leak from a safe distance and get the hell out of there. I say nothing to the young (under 10) year old girl in line for the restroom behind me. I'll never forget that man. I... loved him. I can say that now.
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Re: CHAOS - War is Hell (NA Faction)
« Reply #8690 on: April 16, 2013, 08:57:48 am »
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Re: CHAOS - War is Hell (NA Faction)
« Reply #8691 on: April 16, 2013, 12:22:53 pm »
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Re: CHAOS - War is Hell (NA Faction)
« Reply #8692 on: April 16, 2013, 04:58:47 pm »
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Re: CHAOS - War is Hell (NA Faction)
« Reply #8693 on: April 19, 2013, 02:02:52 am »
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Alright, don't stop me if you've heard this one before, because I know I've told it before.

So I'm sitting outside of this restroom in the Badlands waiting for some old man to come out. He's been taking awhile and I start to think I should find another place to piss but all the other rooms had queues as well. After about 5-10 minutes this dude finally comes out and gives me a grave look, resting his hand on my shoulder, and says, "I made a god damn mess in there". I'm pretty flummoxed and say something about it being fine since I only have to piss anyhow. I go into the restroom, completely unprepared for the horror I was about to behold. The toilet seat. The tank. The wall behind the toilet. The floor and side of the bowl. They're all covered in dense, fudge-like feces. I take a leak from a safe distance and get the hell out of there. I say nothing to the young (under 10) year old girl in line for the restroom behind me. I'll never forget that man. I... loved him. I can say that now.

I have so many questions...

And yet so little words.

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Re: CHAOS - War is Hell (NA Faction)
« Reply #8694 on: April 19, 2013, 04:20:43 am »
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Alright, don't stop me if you've heard this one before, because I know I've told it before.

So I'm sitting outside of this restroom in the Badlands waiting for some old man to come out. He's been taking awhile and I start to think I should find another place to piss but all the other rooms had queues as well. After about 5-10 minutes this dude finally comes out and gives me a grave look, resting his hand on my shoulder, and says, "I made a god damn mess in there". I'm pretty flummoxed and say something about it being fine since I only have to piss anyhow. I go into the restroom, completely unprepared for the horror I was about to behold. The toilet seat. The tank. The wall behind the toilet. The floor and side of the bowl. They're all covered in dense, fudge-like feces. I take a leak from a safe distance and get the hell out of there. I say nothing to the young (under 10) year old girl in line for the restroom behind me. I'll never forget that man. I... loved him. I can say that now.

Poor girl, probably thought it was you, too =(

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Re: CHAOS - War is Hell (NA Faction)
« Reply #8695 on: April 19, 2013, 06:44:46 am »
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That was to decide which map we'd play for the tiebreaking round. Our coin flip.

Ah, that's right, technically it was ATS' turn to pick a map but we decided to have a contest for it for some reason, and you all picked nerd town. Cav was useless, GG
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Re: CHAOS - War is Hell (NA Faction)
« Reply #8696 on: April 20, 2013, 06:10:42 am »
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Re: CHAOS - War is Hell (NA Faction)
« Reply #8697 on: April 20, 2013, 06:25:47 am »
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Re: CHAOS - War is Hell (NA Faction)
« Reply #8698 on: April 20, 2013, 06:28:16 am »
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Re: CHAOS - War is Hell (NA Faction)
« Reply #8699 on: April 20, 2013, 06:29:54 am »
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