I spit on this false pope from across the great ocean where only pagan rabble festers.
How dareth he, bringing food and supplies to far away lands without troops to even protect them; while over yonder, beyond that hill, thousands of refugees from the sacked town of Haen crave a simple chunk of bread or small cup of mead. This is an insult to all that is Holy! Hereby i denounce this false pope and i shall banish him to the darkest hole of the map!
We stay true to His Great Holyness, the one and only Pope of all men!