Your forum name is Nappy, you fuck...
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What's the issue with Nappy?
I looked it up and all I found was:
diaper: garment consisting of a folded cloth drawn up between the legs and fastened at the waist; worn by infants to catch excrement
crisp: (of hair) in small tight curls
in dinnerware, a round vegetable dish. A glassware nappy, however, is any round or square dish from fruit size up, used for various serving purposes
I'm confused