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spoon-feed·ing,
spoon-feeds 1. To feed (another) with a spoon.
2. To treat (another) in a way that discourages independent thought or action, as by overindulgence.
3. a. To provide (another) with knowledge or information in an oversimplified way.
b. To provide (knowledge or information) in an oversimplified way.
Most often in the game
Mount&Blade-Warband, "spoon-fed" refers to a player who got hit by a teammate,
and refuses to put any effort either into figuring out the purposefulness of the incident,
or into understanding the meaning of the line just appeared on his screen.
This player ,sadly, is not able to overcome the huge pressure, caused by parallel affairs in the heat of the battle.
This is usually a characteristic of laziness, and not capability. Hence the saying, "I'm not handicapped, I'm just lazy."
For those can't feel the difficulty of the task, I try to to make it clear through a few examples:
1) presence of admins forbids them to revenge the teamwound by simply chopping off the teammate's head,
therefore he has to find more sophisticated ways to bring up the justice to the surface.
2) they have to sweep the chat for the "sorry" to appear, while starting a M-Pressing-Countdown from three seconds,
which looks easy at first look, but if you are attacked by more than 3 teammates, it can be a quite
hard job, I bow my head!
3) they have to keep monitoring nearby suspicious-looking teammates, because
teamwounders usually work in small squads, using TS, so when he is hit once,
there is a high probability that the pack is just hunting, and he is going to be their next victim,
except if he uses his well trained skills and timing to defend himself.. and presses M.
What is wrong with Spoon Feeding?Nothing, if you are unable to feed yourself.
Examples of individuals who are incapable of feeding themselves include
- babies (fig. A),
- quadriplegics,
- severly injured people (fig. B),
- comatose people,
- and sometimes senior citizens.
Usually these people also require the use of bedpans and/or diapers.
fig. A
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loginHow does this pertain to me?If you need to be spoon fed, you most likely fall into the category of the people above who cannot help themselves,
and
should therefore not be installing a computer in their vehicle.
Since we fight shoulder-to-shoulder with each other on the battlefield,
I felt it as a duty to share with you all the facts I gathered across my exploration of this topic.
Also, using a genetic prediction algorithm, developed by trustworthy scientists,
I have ran a successful simulation, which resulted in a sketch about the look of the specimens.
With it (and using an IRL mirror), you can match the external similarities between you and the
"putative spoon-fed subjects", and you can make the neccessary steps to make our world a better
place
by using ALT+X to report teamwounds instead of M, because real men use more buttons!
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loginDon't sadden yourself, this is not your fault.. I blame the beastly cruelty of the mother nature.
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