What's up with Shashka?

[Mala]

Once my great-grandfather has told me a story about one of my ancestors.
He was a soldier during the Thirty Years War and had special fighting technique, wich was called "Der Messer Tanz". He struck that fast and hard, that the enemies thought they were hit by two weapons at the same time.

That is why both Messer should be a lot faster ingame they should inflict a way more damage as well.

[B3RS3RK]

Yeah, my Grandfather told me his father was a Pilot in the SS and he was the test pilot for the Reichsflugscheibe, wich had lazer cannons and mini atom-bombs.Only reason they didnt win the war with it was that they didnt have enough water for the Wassermotor.

[Christo]

Yeah, my Grandfather told me his father was a Pilot in the SS and he was the test pilot for the Reichsflugscheibe, wich had lazer cannons and mini atom-bombs.Only reason they didnt win the war with it was that they didnt have enough water for the Wassermotor.

Made me lol.

I'd say luftwaffe, not SS. It's still funny though.

[Zaren]

Yeah and if u wear Nordic gear you should be able to beserk and take tons and tons of damage. Btw its an exaggeration the sword could still be seen it just moved very fast

[[ptx]]

My Grandfather manned machineguns on trained bears in Ze Яed Aяmy, we should be able to at least reload arbalests whilst riding plated chargers.

[Teeth]

This thread got awesome! I wish I wasn't too lazy to make one up myself.

[B3RS3RK]

Made me lol.

I'd say luftwaffe, not SS. It's still funny though.

Yeah but the Luftwaffe didnt have access to the Reichsflugscheibe early on.

The first prototype was finished in 1945, really close to the end of the war, where the Luftwaffe was basically already destroyed, but the SS still had a lot of Men left.The Father of my Grandfather wasa civilian pilot before but got a membership in the SS club during the war, so they drew him in to fly the Reichsflugscheibe(They threatened him with the life of his pregnant wive).

When they first managed to get enough water for it, the red army already stood close to Berlin.

The chocolate chip cookies knew they were lost, so einstein ordered an escape commando for the Reichsflugscheibe mark1 and the other prototypes(There was something like a ReichsflugscheibenCarrier in Production, they managed to let it fly for some time that day).He then got evacuated to the moon with all the Vergeltungswaffen they had in stock.

I think currently, einsteins clones are busy developing a Mutant Guinea-Pig army Riding Velociraptors with lasercannons instead of eyes.

[Bobthehero]

My greater great great great great father used to wield a sword that could stab through a castle wall, it was named the long espada eslanova, the sword in the game with the same is kinda weak stab-wise, give 40 pierce on the stab.

[VR__Alv]

Haha just troll-thread instead of normal disscussion

[Christo]

My greater great great great great father used to wield a sword that could stab through a castle wall

Ah, so Stronghold Crusader is actually the real deal.

 

[Siiem]

One of my ancestors called Eirikur Kraniebruddr used to headbutt people to death, even those wearing helmets.

[Mala]

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The chocolate chip cookies knew they were lost, so einstein ordered an escape commando for the Reichsflugscheibe mark1 and the other prototypes(There was something like a ReichsflugscheibenCarrier in Production, they managed to let it fly for some time that day).He then got evacuated to the moon with all the Vergeltungswaffen they had in stock.

I think currently, einsteins clones are busy developing a Mutant Guinea-Pig army Riding Velociraptors with lasercannons instead of eyes.

Sounds a bit like Iron Sky.

[B3RS3RK]

there are Mutant Guinea-Pigs Riding Velociraptors with lasercannons instead of eyes in iron sky?

[Camaris]

In my good old family a story gets told every year how our ancestors managed to hunt the last mammuts with some huge fork.
Those Forks were so huge they could actually eat giant-spagetti if they were not at the mammut-hunt.

So i demand  giant spagetti and mammuts. And buff the fork.

[VR__Alv]

In my good old family a story gets told every year how our ancestors managed to hunt the last mammuts with some huge fork.
Those Forks were so huge they could actually eat giant-spagetti if they were not at the mammut-hunt.

So i demand  giant spagetti and mammuts. And buff the fork.

Trololololo