I gave a sigh in real life.
Here is how it is playing out then...
cRPG player base is not shrinking, I'm not concerned. chadz disproves this on a regular basis the myth that the player base is shrinking (Mod is once again alive and kicking!). Anyone babbling about player base shrinking, due to badmins no less, is a blithering fool that surpasses even me in ignorance about cRPG.
Going through logs, Admin Text (bright pink text) was logged 3 times in Warnings, so I am not accepting any excuse whatsoever of "you did not warn" as you said earlier in your posts. Considering how often you were posting in chat shit talking, I find it remarkable that you missed All Three Direct Warning To You. If you did, to be perfectly blunt it is not my problem, as I literally can not force anyone to read the bright pink text.
You mentioned in your ban request for Canary that you did not care if your ban was ever lifted and if you stayed banned forever, I am keeping this in mind during my future points.
The poll shows more negative votes then positive votes for your essay, so even if this was a legit' essay your peers, the community, is saying No to your unban.
You are saying that if you write another essay it will not be genuine. You are not "learning any lesson nor demonstrating regret" for you do not believe that you did anything wrong.
Your essay has absolutely nothing to do with what I gave you.
I am, like it or not, the judge, jury and executioner in this scenario. (as you failed to provide the proper essay, besides the normal jury is voting no anyways as the majority vote even if your essay was valid) You can fight me, and you will fail, without question. You can work with me, and you may succeed. There are literally no other options. If you wish to have a "fair trial" then you must adhere to what was given to you. You did not write a 1000 word essay, you wrote a rant. This is akin to showing up to court and instead of explaining what happened you yell at how the system is shit. Well good job, that makes you go to jail (contempt of court for one thing, and secondly you are refusing to "process" properly.
I was not really asking you to apologize and bend over backwards for me while buttering me up, I wanted you to write me an essay on why respecting your fellow players is important. The fact that you are saying that if you were to write such a thing it would be disgenuine makes me think you don't respect your fellow players.
Either you have a severe attitude problem that I don't like and are being overly agressive(And to be blunt, my opinion matters in this scenario), or you have a problem with reading comprehension and are completely failing to understand what I mean and want you to do, and are thinking something else (in that case I can't help you.)
Even in the real world, diplomacy is a must. It does not matter if you like it, you will fail more often then not without it. If I were to scream at you wanting something, I doubt I would get it. It works both ways.
Come back in a month, or later, if you change your mind, and post an actual unban essay. As of right now, I don't want you in this community in your current state of mind.
So, in short, since you are failing to hit any desired bases so to speak...
Unban Essay Rejected