Having no life and spending his time refreshing the forums I think he ate less kebabs then me in real life, no matter how bad Croatian kebabs are made compared to Turkish originals.
Well, I'd say a not properly made Kebab - by a proper Turk that is - isn't a Kebab at all. Luckily we have quite a few of them in Germany so I actually dare to say that I had more proper Kebabs than you up until now.
There's always the kebap delivery service...
Actually, I even thought about ordering one once but then the dude at the phone had a rather Indian accent so I went for the chicken curry :x