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Offline Rage_Guy

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« Reply #3345 on: May 30, 2012, 03:27:44 pm »
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PRPAVI IM WAITING FOR MY 50K BACK U BASTARD!!!!!
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« Reply #3346 on: May 30, 2012, 03:34:22 pm »
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Being ugly is a gift from God — Mr Ugly
Entertainment Reporter | 2012-05-29 15:28:00
 
William Masvinu was on Monday night crowned Mr Ugly Harare 2012 at a colourful contest held at City Sports Bar in the capital.
 The 38-year-old Epworth man was apparently confident his looks would earn him the title and brought his wife, Alice Chabhanga, to cheer him up as he comfortably sailed past four other contestants.

 He pocketed $100 and a one night accommodation voucher at a Harare hotel.
 Also convincing the all-female judges’ panel that he was ugly enough to be rewarded was Frad Mwando who became runner-up and pocketed US$50.

 Masvinu took over the reins from Mr Ugly Harare 2011 Brian Mateyazondo who was absent on the night.

 The excitement among audiences as they awaited the contestants to take to the stage was interesting.
 Intermittently, members of the audience would jump on stage and twist their faces to their best frowns in apparent mimicry of contestants of the funny pageant.

 When Masvinu went on stage, it was quite clear he would take the crown as he received wild cheers from the jubilant crowd that had drawn closer to ascertain the ugliest face of the night.

 Unlike other contestants who frowned to look uglier, Masvinu exhibited his natural ugliness with confidence that impressed judges and audiences alike.

 In an interview after his moment of glory, Mr Ugly Harare said he was proud of his looks and happy to be the winner.

 “I know that I am very ugly and when I heard of this contest I just said the crown is mine,” said Masvinu. “Being ugly is a gift from God and look where this gift has done to me. I am on my way to fame and I now have a few dollars in my pocket.
 My wife was here in full support and I am really happy.”

 His wife said she was proud of her husband’s ugliness and was certain he would win.

 “We came here for glory and we got it. I know that my husband is very ugly and that is why I supported his participation in this contest,” she said.

 “Because of his ugliness, I am confident I have been able to keep him to myself since I believe other women would shun him.”

 David Machowa, affectionately known as Apama, who organised the event, said he had big plans for the contest.

 “I am glad this year’s edition of Mr Ugly Harare went well, and I thank all the contestants for being brave and confident enough to stand in front of the crowd to be judged as ugly,” said Machowa.
 “Mr Ugly used to be held in Beitbridge and we thought it wise to popularise it in the capital.

 “This is not just the end but the beginning of greater things to come as far as the contest is concerned. We are trying to organise a national event where we will have Mr Ugly Zimbabwe. We are also going to host the Miss Ugly Harare which will also lead to the national finals.”
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Re: Saracens
« Reply #3347 on: May 30, 2012, 03:35:37 pm »
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Accept me, applied.

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Re: Saracens
« Reply #3348 on: May 30, 2012, 03:43:13 pm »
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Get this man out of me
Meaning lies as much
in the mind of the reader
as in the Haiku.

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« Reply #3349 on: May 30, 2012, 03:50:49 pm »
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That can easily be solved, let me get my ceremonial knife. Would you like to keep the balls or do you want the whole package gone?
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Re: Saracens
« Reply #3350 on: May 30, 2012, 04:08:01 pm »
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you must have talked to another person the other night... i would have never agreed to the basement! I want sunlight, next to the beach (sand!), in winter I want a lot of snow, and much more! I actually will think of new things I want every fucking day... So i could have not been me that agreed to that!

Basement is just for burek ingredients....for you i planned the...."upper floor"...if you know what i mean.  :wink:



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Do you honestly think you have any sort of moral authority, Reyiz? Go genocide some more armenians and deny it ever happened, please, and stay in the middle east.
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Re: Saracens
« Reply #3351 on: May 30, 2012, 04:18:49 pm »
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When west germany annexed east germany, nobody moved a finger too.

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Re: Saracens
« Reply #3352 on: May 30, 2012, 04:30:59 pm »
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Whats this 'Christianity' you keep talking about.  We are holy warriors of chadzianity!  Praise be to Armagan and chadz!
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« Reply #3353 on: May 30, 2012, 04:33:18 pm »
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Why are there no Official Jew Clan?


On a 2nd note. Might make 1.
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« Reply #3354 on: May 30, 2012, 04:33:24 pm »
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Saracen_Corwin_Türkcan_Turkoglu reporting! :mrgreen:

Death to Greek infidels!
I mean, what have you got to lose? You know, you come from nothing, you're going back to nothing, what have you lost? Nothing!

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« Reply #3355 on: May 30, 2012, 04:37:13 pm »
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Saracen_Corwin_Türkcan_Turkoglu reporting! :mrgreen:

Death to Greek infidels!

LoL nice. :-)

Anyways - i need our new brothers to identify themselves for me cause i am not familiar with their names from their former lives: Salahadeen & al Haemir should PM me or something.
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Brother Bjord has joined us but my work is not yet completed. Last night Allah payed me a visit in my dreams.....he told me the names of some great warriors that i need to bring under my banner, names that sounded to me like Lolwen, Bloberyn, something like that. World is a big place to look for them.  :wink:
Do you honestly think you have any sort of moral authority, Reyiz? Go genocide some more armenians and deny it ever happened, please, and stay in the middle east.
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Re: Saracens
« Reply #3356 on: May 30, 2012, 04:42:45 pm »
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I want fucking every day

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I voted Gurnisson cause of his fucking bendy pike, I swear noone can roflcopter stab like he can.

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Re: Saracens
« Reply #3357 on: May 30, 2012, 04:44:06 pm »
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It`s good to have one of the best in the clan,Welcome Bjord :)
In this community,if you cheat,which is the ultimate crime to do in a game,you can buy a second cd key and everything is fine,but if you troll you get a permaban and be in danger for a second one,fair isn`t it?

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« Reply #3358 on: May 30, 2012, 04:49:02 pm »
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The prophet himself warned me about this so i knew it will happen. I accept my destiny as it comes, i just hope i will be up to the task.  :wink:


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« Reply #3359 on: May 30, 2012, 05:20:47 pm »
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Basement is just for burek ingredients....for you i planned the...."upper floor"...if you know what i mean.  :wink:

i do know indeed...
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