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Genius
Geek(achu)
Demi-God
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bundle of sticks
Guido
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Offline bosco

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Re: Bandits ! [Recruitment off for the moment]
« Reply #2295 on: April 24, 2012, 03:08:11 pm »
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Fuck off boxxy my old friend

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Re: Bandits ! [Recruitment off for the moment]
« Reply #2296 on: April 24, 2012, 04:57:01 pm »
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Hail bandits and halfwits alike, Cynic is my name and I demand that you let me in the camp. I have no regard for authority and especially not closed recruitment offices. I bring to the table a mallet most manly and a crossbow most keen, I am a foul breathing man most lean, unlike most manly men you have seen. Such big balls and small cock have seldom been cleaned. Every goal is a hole and skull under sole, the lamentations of archers and foal riding poles. Naked is the back of any man without brothers. Better to die in plunder than a weak man by old age smothered. I pledge my hammer to the fires of pillage, or grow resentful and burn down your village.

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Re: Bandits ! [Recruitment off for the moment]
« Reply #2297 on: April 24, 2012, 05:02:28 pm »
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Hail bandits and halfwits alike, Cynic is my name and I demand that you let me in the camp. I have no regard for authority and especially not closed recruitment offices. I bring to the table a mallet most manly and a crossbow most keen, I am a foul breathing man most lean, unlike most manly men you have seen. Such big balls and small cock have seldom been cleaned. Every goal is a hole and skull under sole, the lamentations of archers and foal riding poles. Naked is the back of any man without brothers. Better to die in plunder than a weak man by old age smothered. I pledge my hammer to the fires of pillage, or grow resentful and burn down your village.

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Re: Bandits ! [Recruitment off for the moment]
« Reply #2298 on: April 24, 2012, 05:05:12 pm »
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I am not here for petty impressions murderer of lekis. That I leave to the song of battle. However I do wish to become a bandit. A bandit most grim.

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Re: Bandits ! [Recruitment off for the moment]
« Reply #2299 on: April 24, 2012, 05:06:44 pm »
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Hail bandits and halfwits alike, Cynic is my name and I demand that you let me in the camp. I have no regard for authority and especially not closed recruitment offices. I bring to the table a mallet most manly and a crossbow most keen, I am a foul breathing man most lean, unlike most manly men you have seen. Such big balls and small cock have seldom been cleaned. Every goal is a hole and skull under sole, the lamentations of archers and foal riding poles. Naked is the back of any man without brothers. Better to die in plunder than a weak man by old age smothered. I pledge my hammer to the fires of pillage, or grow resentful and burn down your village.
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Re: Bandits ! [Recruitment off for the moment]
« Reply #2300 on: April 24, 2012, 05:11:27 pm »
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murderer of lekis

you may deflower me now.
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Re: Bandits ! [Recruitment off for the moment]
« Reply #2301 on: April 24, 2012, 05:17:28 pm »
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Cut the crap, grammar are rules, rules are made to be disregarded. Panos loves me, Rage guy is in love with me, Molly rents me after that one fateful night of pounding, Gnjus adores me and the rest of you envy my bodacious looks, face it I am practically a bandit already.

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Re: Bandits ! [Recruitment off for the moment]
« Reply #2302 on: April 24, 2012, 05:18:19 pm »
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 :lol:
Defy me, and you will know what it is to stand against a god.

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Re: Bandits ! [Recruitment off for the moment]
« Reply #2303 on: April 24, 2012, 05:21:07 pm »
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I am not here for petty impressions murderer of lekis. That I leave to the song of battle. However I do wish to become a bandit. A bandit most grim.
First step is to annoy us in our TS... or at least try to :twisted:
When west germany annexed east germany, nobody moved a finger too.

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Re: Bandits ! [Recruitment off for the moment]
« Reply #2306 on: April 24, 2012, 06:06:07 pm »
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:lol: :lol: :lol:

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Re: Bandits ! [Recruitment off for the moment]
« Reply #2308 on: April 24, 2012, 06:58:33 pm »
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 :D :oops: :) :cry: :( :evil: :twisted: :o :shock: :rolleyes: :wink: :? :!: :?: :lol: :idea: :mad: :P :arrow: 8-) :| :mrgreen: :D :oops: :) :cry: :( :evil: :twisted: :o :shock: :rolleyes: :wink: :? :!: :?: :lol: :idea: :mad: :P :arrow: 8-) :| :mrgreen: :D :oops: :) :cry: :( :evil: :twisted: :o :shock: :rolleyes: :wink: :? :!: :?: :lol: :idea: :mad: :P :arrow: 8-) :| :mrgreen: :D :oops: :) :cry: :( :evil: :twisted: :o :shock: :rolleyes: :wink: :? :!: :?: :lol: :idea: :mad: :P :arrow: 8-) :| :mrgreen: :D :oops: :) :cry: :( :evil: :twisted: :o :shock: :rolleyes: :wink: :? :!: :?: :lol: :idea: :mad: :P :arrow: 8-) :| :mrgreen: :D :oops: :) :cry: :( :evil: :twisted: :o :shock: :rolleyes: :wink: :? :!: :?: :lol: :idea: :mad: :P :arrow: 8-) :| :mrgreen: :D :oops: :) :cry: :( :evil: :twisted: :o :shock: :rolleyes: :wink: :? :!: :?: :lol: :idea: :mad: :P :arrow: 8-) :| :mrgreen: :D :oops: :) :cry: :( :evil: :twisted: :o :shock: :rolleyes: :wink: :? :!: :?: :lol: :idea: :mad: :P :arrow: 8-) :| :mrgreen: :D :oops: :) :cry: :( :evil: :twisted: :o :shock: :rolleyes: :wink: :? :!: :?: :lol: :idea: :mad: :P :arrow: 8-) :| :mrgreen:
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Re: Bandits ! [Recruitment off for the moment]
« Reply #2309 on: April 24, 2012, 07:06:24 pm »
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Sorry but ts is mandatory you must have:
1.sexy voice
2.love men
3.love voice
4.sexy men
5.men love
6.voice men

fsfss
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