I wish to put forward my credentials. (but in no way shape or form join your horribilus ranks)
I followed a union money wagon across the Tulga wastes. A half days ride from Ada Kulun, I killed the Union men and made off with their wives.
The goods that I stole so close to the gates, fetched a fine price, at a fine rate. I made 20000 from the sale of loot, and got the town drunk while I robbed them all to.
I am a bandit, it burns in my blood. I'm a bandit for FREEDOM! and a bandit for blood.
FREE FISDNAR & DIE TRYING!