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How many ? versjon 2.02
« on: December 09, 2011, 12:27:20 am »
Q: How many Druzina does it take to screw in a light bulb?
 
A: One - but he has to wait until Raven,The Greys, Bashi, Risen and The Union to concur.


This little joke is a reminder for all those who want to discuss the up coming and on going conflict Mercs have with well, rest of EU almost ?

In our (was ours) area we got the greys 1500ish troops, DrZ 3600 or a little more, Ravens south 2k near in yalibe, LEGIO with 600ish in Tshitbin.

Realy cant u guys just try and take us. Don?t you want the brag factor for taking out the Mighty Mercs ? how many troops do you realy need ?

Don`t you guys realize that by Zerging us you will loose face, not us.



And WHO EVER , u DID NOT have any reason to close that thread.

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Re: How many ? versjon 2.01
« Reply #1 on: December 09, 2011, 12:31:13 am »
Ohh yeah and btw the one that draw Emerin as his/hers fief in UIF meeting was very very unlucky :D
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Re: How many ? versjon 2.01
« Reply #2 on: December 09, 2011, 12:32:26 am »
Stop it
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Re: How many ? versjon 2.01
« Reply #3 on: December 09, 2011, 12:33:48 am »
ohh im drunk so i might have miss read :D
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Re: How many ? versjon 2.01
« Reply #4 on: December 09, 2011, 12:34:32 am »
I just became new head forum moderator.

According to Gingerpussy...

...but also according to Gingerpussy we've got 600 more waiting in Mordor we will go fetch them!

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Re: How many ? versjon 2.01
« Reply #5 on: December 09, 2011, 12:47:38 am »
I just became new head forum moderator.

According to Gingerpussy...

...but also according to Gingerpussy we've got 600 more waiting in Mordor we will go fetch them!

He meant Legio, the thing is everybody is denying UIF but we exactly got attacked by the same horde. So its difficult to see the difference between Legio and Risen sometimes. For us it seems like you just carry out the orders of your Polski and Russian overlords.

To Ginger : Alcohol and internet is not a good mix.
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Re: How many ? versjon 2.02
« Reply #6 on: December 09, 2011, 12:50:52 am »
Jeeesus Ingefærpus! Kan du ikke slappe LITT av da? Går det så dårlig med dere at dere må ty til uoriginal, kjedelig og rett og slett barnslig propaganda?

He meant Legio, the thing is everybody is denying UIF but we exactly got attacked by the same horde. So its difficult to see the difference between Legio and Risen sometimes. For us it seems like you just carry out the orders of your Polski and Russian overlords.

To Ginger : Alcohol and internet is not a good mix.

We have never given them troops, troops, equipment or anything else. We have done some trading and that is all. Yes, we don't attack each other, but that means we are not at war with each other. Stop dragging people into this imagined anti-EVERYTHING coalition you made up. Jeeeez, people complain about DRZ/Greys not doing anything in strat and now that they DO people start bitching about them attacking you. What do you people WANT?!?!
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Re: How many ? versjon 2.02
« Reply #7 on: December 09, 2011, 12:58:59 am »
WE want a more spread in AI BATTLES not 50 vs 11 ppl or worse. We want good battles like we HAD before, not 90 % EU on same damn rooster.

When all or most of EU consist of 1 huge alliance then you fuck up the hole game, basicly.
But remember we are here the day the break up is as well.
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Re: How many ? versjon 2.02
« Reply #8 on: December 09, 2011, 01:00:16 am »
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Re: How many ? versjon 2.02
« Reply #9 on: December 09, 2011, 01:01:34 am »
No offense, but did you really need to restart this?
I voted Gurnisson cause of his fucking bendy pike, I swear noone can roflcopter stab like he can.

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Re: How many ? versjon 2.02
« Reply #10 on: December 09, 2011, 01:03:03 am »
Propeganda and view are important part of all Wars.

Im drunk and tired, looking forward to read this thread with my morning coffee. Good Night.
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Re: How many ? versjon 2.02
« Reply #11 on: December 09, 2011, 01:42:20 am »

Don`t you realize that you loose face, Ginger?

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I am sad to see all this threads started by mercs. I don't remember any other clan crying so much about carebears wiping them.


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Re: How many ? versjon 2.02
« Reply #12 on: December 09, 2011, 02:53:21 am »
Gentlemen, calm down unhealthy emotions. It should distinguish reality from the game.
Strategus 3.0 is very slowly game (personally I prefer slow speed, because I have a lot of work in recent times, but of course I understand  frustrations. We need all the patience) Nothing happens, because whatever moving from point A to point B, it takes bloody eternity (forever?). In addition, the economy is not conducive to the induction of the war. It is too early stage of the game. We (GO) wanted to quietly take our villages and build a strong army (about taking castles or cities - in these circumstances, I do not even want to think about it).
To have a nice war, you have to wait. Using sticks and stones is a small pleasure. Better to wait a bit. But you do not want to wait, you prefer insult colleagues in the forum (I think of myself as your mate to our common game).
You don't know how to play in the economic strategy. It is now a different game. Everything works differently. To the war must be good reason. The best economical. Can't you find his place in the new reality - you're wiped from the map. (It's such a small penalty for trolling on forums and too high egos -sorry) I think this game is now for many too complicated and difficult, or not attractive. That's all.
Please, no offence. It's only game...

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Re: How many ? versjon 2.02
« Reply #13 on: December 09, 2011, 03:10:44 am »
Seriously why is ginger so mad in every single one of his posts? Its fucking cringe worthy. I dont follow half of the bollocks that goes on here so im in no position to comment on why your always so mad but for what ever reason you sir are mad.

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Re: How many ? versjon 2.02
« Reply #14 on: December 09, 2011, 04:11:04 am »
the Mighty Mercs ?


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