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Re: A story of Deception and Desert
« Reply #210 on: December 03, 2011, 05:41:35 pm »
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The noble Order of Crusaders must come to the aid their fellow Christians in Calradria. The infidel HRE/Fallen are advancing into the heart of Calradrian chadzianity; chadzians are being oppressed and attacked; churches and holy places are being defiled. Stategus is groaning under the Fallen yoke. The Holy Donkey Shrine is in Kapikulu hands and has been turned into an abomination. Pilgrims are harassed and even prevented from access to the Holy Land.

"The Desert must march to the defence of the chadzians. All should go, rich and poor alike. The Crusaders must stop their internal wars and squabbles. Let them go instead against the infidel and fight a righteous war.

"chadz himself will lead them, for they will be doing His work. There will be absolution and remission of sins for all who die in the service of chadz. Here they are poor and miserable sinners; there they will be rich and happy. Let none hesitate; they must march next summer. God wills it!

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Re: A story of Deception and Desert
« Reply #211 on: December 03, 2011, 07:13:13 pm »
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(I am sorry for mutilating a speach by Pope Urban II :D )

YOU'LL BE BOILED IN HELL FOR SUCH HERESY! CONFESS AND BEG FOR SALVATION MY FRIEND :( ALLAH WILLS IT
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Re: A story of Deception and Desert
« Reply #212 on: December 03, 2011, 07:26:03 pm »
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wah gwan here?

u all mad?
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Re: A story of Deception and Desert
« Reply #213 on: December 03, 2011, 07:29:16 pm »
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Why is the girl on your avatar holding the mace when it is nerfed? I mean 30 blunt dmg is ok but its 98 speed now, Tell her to switch to a long spiked mace or cobbled
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Re: A story of Deception and Desert
« Reply #214 on: December 03, 2011, 07:30:57 pm »
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Why is the girl on your avatar holding the mace when it is nerfed? I mean 30 blunt dmg is ok but its 98 speed now, She should switch to a long spiked mace or cobbled

the bitch is a OP weapon whore and now she got fucked by everyday patching and failed market manipulations

she sad...
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Re: A story of Deception and Desert
« Reply #215 on: December 03, 2011, 08:40:49 pm »
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Shes hot.
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Re: A story of Deception and Desert
« Reply #216 on: December 04, 2011, 05:00:46 am »
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Yes. Indeed. got a name?
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Re: A story of Deception and Desert
« Reply #217 on: December 04, 2011, 08:25:57 am »
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the bitch is a OP weapon whore and now she got fucked by everyday patching and failed market manipulations

she sad...
This is so old
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Re: A story of Deception and Desert
« Reply #218 on: December 04, 2011, 10:44:16 am »
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Defy me, and you will know what it is to stand against a god.

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Re: A story of Deception and Desert
« Reply #219 on: December 04, 2011, 11:12:29 am »
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I still want her name! -.-
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Re: A story of Deception and Desert
« Reply #220 on: December 04, 2011, 02:57:33 pm »
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Me too. Hand it over boy!
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Re: A story of Deception and Desert
« Reply #221 on: December 04, 2011, 05:02:51 pm »
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Hahaha i read the member stories on page 1 again, good times  8-)
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Re: A story of Deception and Desert
« Reply #222 on: December 06, 2011, 06:17:49 am »
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when i see rufio i always think of this

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Um8mMa5w41A

you dear sir have found the true source of my name :) no not rufio from oblivion dark brotherhood quest xD
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Re: A story of Deception and Desert
« Reply #223 on: December 06, 2011, 11:04:43 am »
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Me too. Hand it over boy!

I don knowz her name  :(
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Re: A story of Deception and Desert
« Reply #224 on: December 06, 2011, 11:53:56 am »
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Go to 4chan and find out!
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