A story of Deception and Desert

[Niemand]

You never came and spoke to me.. I'm depressed now.

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[SirCymro_Crusader]

Just thought id add something here.....

Do you never learn? I mean last strat Acre came along and wiped you from the desert, took your villages and destroyed your armies, and you fled into LLJK lands, you may have some good fighters but your STRATEGYS sucks, your too trusting.

With us we'supposedly' had a NAP, but because it was neither official with myself (Diplomacy of Acre) and it wasnt on the forums then wheres the proper evidence, except for a rogue Acre member sending you a PM, and officially when Reinhardt took a break our diplomacy was wiped, so any previous agreements official or unofficial were wiped clean.

Good advice is dont trust anyone, and keep an eye on previous records, ive been in Acre for one strat and all our agreements we honoured, especially with Camels, but dont trust anyone on mere words, especially if they havent been noted down anywhere.

[Osiris]

Eeeee, I am new to this game, can anyone tell me what is UIF?

I know you were only joking buuut it was a massive alliance made in strat 1 to fight the templars and friends

Now for some reason NA players seem to use it as a term for every eu clan in the game

Apparantly we are all in the UIF (which is odd for the templars to be in a secret anti templar alliance)

I think its supposed to be somehow insulting to be called a member of a dead alliance

[Jarlek]

I know you were only joking buuut it was a massive alliance made in strat 1 to fight the templars and friends

Now for some reason NA players seem to use it as a term for every eu clan in the game

Apparantly we are all in the UIF (which is odd for the templars to be in a secret anti templar alliance)

I think its supposed to be somehow insulting to be called a member of a dead alliance

The Great Master Informer Kesh has enlightened us all! All EU/Asian/African is in an alliance called the UIF and are plotting to take over the world through their carebear playstyle! They will conquer everything with their non-aggresive ways!

There is only ONE thing that can stop them! The Übermensch Australians!

[Nessaj]

I'd rather get wiped with my hole clan then lie to you on TS so i can win easier.

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[Keshian]

I know you were only joking buuut it was a massive alliance made in strat 1 to fight the templars and friends

Now for some reason NA players seem to use it as a term for every eu clan in the game

Apparantly we are all in the UIF (which is odd for the templars to be in a secret anti templar alliance)

I think its supposed to be somehow insulting to be called a member of a dead alliance

Its just the original term for the alliance that involved pretty much allthe Russian and Polish clans in Strat 1.0.  Now those same groups are still unofficially allied and will NEVER attack each other but in each version of Strat more clans join the Carebear non-attacking each other group that will only attack NA or NA allies in EU.  They stopped being against Templars after strat 1.0 and focused more on NA and Fallen.

So less and less EU wars as most of you guys are working together and will never attack each other.  Its part of the problem with mega-alliances (common to a lot of games), they get boring for the ordinary players and in more democratic clans that are more common in NA the players get pissed and oust the leaders or ask for changes, but in EU nobody seems to raise too muc of a ruckus within the clans and their leaders tend to be more autocratic.  Which also may be why multi-accounting was FAR MORE an EU problem than an NA problem as autocratic clan leaders basically controlled every memebrs' accounts.

[Noctivagant]

Fuuuuuck youuuuuu, blond-haireeeddddd "I live in Holland but I'm Turkish" assssholllleeeee !!! I drank more alcohol in my short miserable life then you ever got to see in your "long & prosperous" "I'm a Turkish-version-of Mr.Spock-just-living-in-Netherlands" life. Period. Amen. Shalom. 

Don't make me buy a one way ticket to Holland, just to show you "the way of the Balkanians". If i do that you can start writing your last will right away.

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Also: i have a very old picture of me & my balls back when i was a baby, just a few months old...you don't really want me to post it here now, do you ? I'll get banned for 3 lives, not one, after they see the size of those things...... ?????   

True dat. Bad luck matey. I guess you were never as important in your clan as you believe you were.   

Oooo Manyak Laf! Balkans, hah I drink Rakija like its juice. You come here and I teach you how to properly get shitfaced. your mama was a hamster and your father smells of sok od bazge!

[Matey]

True dat. Bad luck matey. I guess you were never as important in your clan as you believe you were.   

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[Keshian]

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Lulz.  Matey is the cornerstone of FCC, so screw you.  Oh wait, you were not talking about him, dammit.  Oh wait, its Gnjus, screw you.

[Gnjus]

Oooo Manyak Laf! Balkans, hah I drink Rakija like its juice. You come here and I teach you how to properly get shitfaced. your mama was a hamster and your father smells of sok od bazge!

Peace be with ya. 

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I've had a few of these today so I'm in a very "diplomatic" mood:

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[Noctivagant]

Peace be with ya. 

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I've had a few of these today so I'm in a very "diplomatic" mood:

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Zivjeli!
Looks like what I'm drinking right now
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and I have to attend a cremation in 7 hours, lovely. Nobody panic its not kinngrimm's cremation.

[Niemand]

Nah, Kinn is fine. I was bitchin at him in steam a few minutes ago. ^^

[Valdian]

Very nice post, it is a shame you had to get in the Way of our plans, You see the wolves and templars agreed to the Hospitallers since the start of strat for a alliance, They have kept there word to us since the start, We could not make our alliance announced untill the time was right.

[Oberyn]

So less and less EU wars as most of you guys are working together and will never attack each other. 

Proof?

but in EU nobody seems to raise too muc of a ruckus within the clans and their leaders tend to be more autocratic. 

Again, proof? I realize this is just your instinct in your ridiculous personal beliefs that propoganda worked so hard to instill, namely that Americans are somehow more freedom oriented and independent than those government loving euro's. I'd love to get into a debate about it if those are indeed your views, but mainly I'd like proof of this in Strat.

Which also may be why multi-accounting was FAR MORE an EU problem than an NA problem as autocratic clan leaders basically controlled every memebrs' accounts.

Was this confirmed by the devs at any point, or is this the classic Kesh "I pull numbers out of my ass" move?

[Xant]

^ Rhetorical questions, of course.