Since HATE were our neighbors, we supported them in their endeavors. But no more. They wish to claim our sacred horse a whore, call her names, and post pictures of her upsidedown. Normally, since we are a conglomerate of peasants, and peaceful, I would leave this up to vote, but I use my Executive powers to render the hate I cast upon thee HATE. You all are a bunch of back stabbing sons of bitches. After all the trade, and goods passed between us, you wish to betray us in this disgusting, untimely fashion? So be it. I declare war upon thee. If ye wish to attack Fisdnar go right ahead. Until then, be wary of Peasant intrusions upon your land. If outside factions wish to add our strength to their own, or wish to attest to our claims, I wish you to do so. Forthwith and without right they have treated us peasants like shit, as if we were nothing, even though we supported their troops closely, and afar. I wish it didn't come to such measures, but your actions and your words prove otherwise. So be it. I wish you farewell and hope you an untimely demise.
I am now being held hostage by HATE. My goods and items hang in the balance. I have no choice but to merc for them, unless I wish to lose all our peasants hard work toiling under the sun. I hope you all understand, since none of you are willing to help us.