Ahha!
It's LLJK!
Trying to convince us with this silly story. Hah, I say to you! Pistols at dawn!
The story does sound ridiculous yes, but it is not made up. I just thought i'd post it because I knew people would instantly point to LLJK as doing this even though the vast majority of LLJK don't play anymore and the ones that do have no reason to dislike Hospitallers/Occitan.
But oh well I don't expect a European to think logically.