screw mount and blade, let's talk about skyrim

[Jarlek]

That's it! I challenge you to a fist fight! Let's brawl this out Nord scum! You will kneel down before the Empire when i'm done with you little pathetic WORM!

SUDDENLY OUT OF NOWHERE!

An Orc with magical robes and a small dagger sneaks up behind and assassinates the Imperial, instantly killing him in a sweetass animation!

The Nord looks at the Orc and says "what are you gonna do now assassin! I can see you, so no sneak attack bonus for you! Damn sneaky thief!"

The Orc replies, "Hell, no! I ain't no thief!" as he looks at the Nord.  "Stabbing people with my sweet dagger is just a hobby. My class is Mage, say hello to mah little friend!" He says as he raises his hands and shoots of a Double Fireball of Doom at the Nord.

"FUUUUUUUU-" screams the Nord as he is burned alive.

Then the Orc puts pots on all the bystanders heads and takes everything he can find.


1:0 for the Kleptomaniac Orc Mage with a Shiv who can Sneak like a Pro!

[Polobow]

I think dragon scale (not dragon plate) is the best light armour.

Wait, what? Crap.


I've been selling all the dragon loot.. ( 4 dragons ). Do i eventually get to craft dragon, or is it drop only?

[Tears of Destiny]

It is accessible from the smithing tree, specifically the perk "Dragon Armour" there are light and heavy versions. You have to have something like 70 100 smithing skill to get it I think.

You need Dragon Bones, Dragon Scales, Leather Strips and Iron Ingots to make everything I think...

[Polobow]

Apparently, i am blind. Thanks. Maybe i can buy back the dragon scales, so i can store them on my human mule, or in my house.

[Everkistus]

I crafted a set of Dragonscale armor for myself, still waiting on more scales to get it to legendary. It seems that it won't be much better than my Legendary Glass Armor.

I'm more keenly waiting to get my enchanting to 100 so I can get fully enchanted Legendary Dragonscale set. With Elven souls from black soul gems of course

[Joker86]

Haha u homo. Learn to play as an archer instead! Real men play archers.

Preferably the master race ''Imperial''.

Archers need a bow and arrows. I can do my shit even if naked. I can't run out of ammo, all I need is to wait (hide) a few seconds if magicka gets low.

I think this is an important advantage. Next to the fact that magic has other advantages next to fighting.

[LordBerenger]

Archers need a bow and arrows. I can do my shit even if naked. I can't run out of ammo, all I need is to wait (hide) a few seconds if magicka gets low.

I think this is an important advantage. Next to the fact that magic has other advantages next to fighting.

Yeah but Magicians are pussys just like Lolstabbers, Just Like Quickscopers, Just Like Campers, Just Like Speedy agile characters in other games. Annoying.


Archer = God tier.

SUDDENLY OUT OF NOWHERE!

An Orc with magical robes and a small dagger sneaks up behind and assassinates the Imperial, instantly killing him in a sweetass animation!

The Nord looks at the Orc and says "what are you gonna do now assassin! I can see you, so no sneak attack bonus for you! Damn sneaky thief!"

The Orc replies, "Hell, no! I ain't no thief!" as he looks at the Nord.  "Stabbing people with my sweet dagger is just a hobby. My class is Mage, say hello to mah little friend!" He says as he raises his hands and shoots of a Double Fireball of Doom at the Nord.

"FUUUUUUUU-" screams the Nord as he is burned alive.

Then the Orc puts pots on all the bystanders heads and takes everything he can find.


1:0 for the Kleptomaniac Orc Mage with a Shiv who can Sneak like a Pro!

And then a necromancer popped up and reanimated me from ze death and now the archer is cooler than ever and went to the Orcs house and shot him in both his nipples, eyes and dick.


THE END. (Nothing to add to this story after this disclaimer!).

[Jarlek]

Yeah but Magicians are pussys just like Lolstabbers, Just Like Quickscopers, Just Like Campers, Just Like Speedy agile characters in other games. Annoying.


Archer = God tier.


And then a necromancer popped up and reanimated me from ze death and now the archer is cooler than ever and went to the Orcs house and shot him in both his nipples, eyes and dick.


THE END. (Nothing to add to this story after this disclaimer!).

NOTE: The necromancer was indeed ME (I got conjuration like a boss!) and I resurrected you and gave you the adress of my Good Twin (always messing up my schemes completely nice and friendly plans!), thus fooling you into doing my work for, then never look for me again! Muhahahha!

[SeQuel]

Full Ebony armor on my orc whos built like a tank is so beast.

[Lizard_man]

Hmm...

[Xant]

Full Ebony armor on my orc whos built like a tank is so beast.

Armor? Pffft. Armor is for sissy-men.

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[SixThumbs]

I've a skinny khajiit who sneaks around with a bow and finishes enemies off with a greatsword. Also a bit of alteration and alchemy although the shouts just sort of make everything trivial once you learn the third word. Even though I'm still playing the crap out of it the game does disappoint me from time to time.

[Stylin_ATS]

Best part about single player games like Skyrim... Not having to deal with fucking terrible communities like this one, oh yeah.

[Gorath]

Best part about single player games like Skyrim... Not having to deal with fucking terrible communities like this one, oh yeah.

Couldn't agree more.

[LordBerenger]

NOTE: The necromancer was indeed ME (I got conjuration like a boss!) and I resurrected you and gave you the adress of my Good Twin (always messing up my schemes completely nice and friendly plans!), thus fooling you into doing my work for, then never look for me again! Muhahahha!

Too late, notice the disclaimer.

Best part about single player games like Skyrim... Not having to deal with fucking terrible communities like this one, oh yeah.

That's just because there's no Adoring Fan in Skyrim afaik. If he would've been in there................ most crazy creature in all of Tamriel. Half Beast, Half Man, cannot die and won't stop untill he's right next to you.

He is...ADORING FAN!