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skyturd, or turdrim or skyyturd, is a pile of shit. Give me my money back, give me my money back you bitch. And don't forgot to give me back my black T shirt.

I agree, put Bethesda up against the wall.
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I agree, put Bethesda in jail.
4 (14.8%)
I agree, put something up Bethesda.
1 (3.7%)
I agree, sacrifice Bethesda to a volcano god.
17 (63%)

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Author Topic: How awesome is skyrim!!!  (Read 2743 times)

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How awesome is skyrim!!!
« on: November 13, 2011, 05:31:28 am »
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Honestly, I mean really. I mean come on! I MEAN REALLY! COME ON! REALLY!

Far out.

Wow.

Boy does this game suck balls. Another AAA cleavland steamer has been layed upon my chest.

I'm sure it would be better on xbox or PS3, I doubt I'm the only person thinking that. On my PC is sucks a fat shlong, it hasn't at all been designed to work with a keyboard and mouse.

Its shit, there I said it.

Anyway, rant over.

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Re: How awesome is skyrim!!!
« Reply #1 on: November 13, 2011, 05:33:41 am »
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Well, consoles are the superior choice. So go for it.
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Re: How awesome is skyrim!!!
« Reply #2 on: November 13, 2011, 05:54:38 am »
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NEVER!!!!!!!
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Re: How awesome is skyrim!!!
« Reply #3 on: November 13, 2011, 06:49:29 am »
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The game sucks because your pc is too shit to run it properly? Riiiiight...

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Re: How awesome is skyrim!!!
« Reply #4 on: November 13, 2011, 10:24:25 am »
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Best game I've played in god knows how long.
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Re: How awesome is skyrim!!!
« Reply #5 on: November 13, 2011, 11:25:06 am »
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Amazing game...addiction is already in place.

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Re: How awesome is skyrim!!!
« Reply #6 on: November 13, 2011, 12:15:13 pm »
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Amazing game...addiction is already in place.

Yar. The attention to detail really is awesome. Wolves hunt deer etc, dialogue is much better (you can ask your henchmen about stuff that happened in the middle of the quest and so on), indoors areas look absolutely fantastic (outdoors too, but obviously not as good because of the huge drawdistance), guards might drop hints at a quest ("beware of bla bla on the east side of the river.."), Shouts are a fucking wonderful invention - not only are they cool as hell, they add a whole new layer of rewarding the player for doing dungeons and exploring (not just "wow, a diamond!" but "holy shit, it's a new Shout!").. some people have dissed the combat, but I think it's great once you get used to it. Finishers aren't frequent enough to bore you, when they happen they just add flavor. So much stuff to see on the roads, minor quests and new places and such. Also the, hm, transformation.. not to spoil too much.. really feels great, not just different visuals but the whole gameplay changes and really makes you feel like a.. transformed dude.

And there's so much moar. I'm a total fanboi now. This is the game I once dreamed Oblivion would be. Only better, much better. I can't even imagine how awsum it will be when the mods start rolling in.
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Re: How awesome is skyrim!!!
« Reply #7 on: November 13, 2011, 12:21:00 pm »
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Why make a new thread about it?

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Re: How awesome is skyrim!!!
« Reply #8 on: November 14, 2011, 12:29:07 am »
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Go away Dangah you noob!Skyrim is the best RPG since more than 5 Years!
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Re: How awesome is skyrim!!!
« Reply #9 on: November 14, 2011, 05:23:06 am »
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It's pretty good for something I didn't pay money for. As for an RPG, I think Witcher 2 is still superior.
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Re: How awesome is skyrim!!!
« Reply #10 on: November 14, 2011, 06:28:23 am »
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My rage is hobo related. The game stinks like one. All drunk on port. How fucking terrible are the menus!

Love the game tho. BUT FUCKING MENUS!

And the voice acting, where is the turn off the retards button! I love it when you go see the Jarl at white run and as you leave he just keeps rambling like a crazy old man, "We used to tie unions to our belt, was the fashion at the time."

And don't lie xant, lie not sir! The shield isn't even locked down to your arm! I mean the nerve! ITS AN OUTRAGE!

Its a pretty good game but it shouldn't have all the fucking niggling little problems with the shitty menus and daft terrain glitches.

Always fun, go up something very high and power run. I tryed to bored a dragon, all I manged to do was bounce off its head and die. It was funny as hell.
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Re: How awesome is skyrim!!!
« Reply #11 on: November 14, 2011, 08:58:00 am »
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Love the game tho. BUT FUCKING MENUS!

I understand and completely agree. The console type menus are horrible.

But the game is fantastic and far outweighs the console menu that comes with it. There's just so much shit to do, I'm not sure I'll ever stop playing D:

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Re: How awesome is skyrim!!!
« Reply #12 on: November 14, 2011, 10:35:32 am »
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I'm sure some wiseguy modder will remod the UI for the PC player's preferences.
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Re: How awesome is skyrim!!!
« Reply #13 on: November 14, 2011, 10:38:01 am »
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Tbh once you figure that you can bind shit from favorite menu to keys, it all gets much much better :D

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Re: How awesome is skyrim!!!
« Reply #14 on: November 14, 2011, 11:30:20 am »
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Damn you, stop talking about how good it is! I don't want to buy it, dammit!  :oops:
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