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Offline Punisher

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Make your own sentence
« on: February 08, 2011, 02:49:33 pm »
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I stabbed Santa Claus because I smoked crack :shock:
« Last Edit: February 08, 2011, 02:50:38 pm by Punisher »

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Re: Make your own sentence
« Reply #1 on: February 08, 2011, 03:19:14 pm »
I fucked a dog because i'm sexy

Hell yeah!

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Re: Make your own sentence
« Reply #2 on: February 08, 2011, 03:25:05 pm »
I killed Santa Claus because I'm sexy.
Meaning lies as much
in the mind of the reader
as in the Haiku.

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Re: Make your own sentence
« Reply #3 on: February 08, 2011, 03:37:12 pm »
I stabbed a clown becouse im sexy

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Re: Make your own sentence
« Reply #4 on: February 08, 2011, 03:37:19 pm »
I ran naked with a horse because I smoked crack
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Re: Make your own sentence
« Reply #5 on: February 08, 2011, 03:38:04 pm »
I pissed on a black guy because I hate my life.
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Re: Make your own sentence
« Reply #6 on: February 08, 2011, 03:48:22 pm »
I pissed on a prostitute because I'm sexy.

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Re: Make your own sentence
« Reply #7 on: February 08, 2011, 03:57:18 pm »
I pissed on Madonna because I stink.

Remind me to go for a shower.

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Re: Make your own sentence
« Reply #8 on: February 08, 2011, 05:01:17 pm »
I pissed on Santa Claus because i was horny
Defy me, and you will know what it is to stand against a god.

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Re: Make your own sentence
« Reply #9 on: February 08, 2011, 05:24:36 pm »
I got married with a piece of shit because I'm sexy.

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Re: Make your own sentence
« Reply #10 on: February 08, 2011, 05:25:37 pm »
Lmao oh god this shit is SCIENCE!!

I shot a drug dealers house because I smoke crack  :lol:
Its funny cuz its true.
On it.

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Re: Make your own sentence
« Reply #11 on: February 08, 2011, 05:49:53 pm »
I got married with a dildo because i smoked crack... :P

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Re: Make your own sentence
« Reply #12 on: February 08, 2011, 06:07:13 pm »
I hate a robot because I have perfect Abs.

Fuckin robot.

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Re: Make your own sentence
« Reply #13 on: February 08, 2011, 06:24:18 pm »
I got married with a bowl of cereal because i was horny.

True story.
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Re: Make your own sentence
« Reply #14 on: February 08, 2011, 06:33:10 pm »
I stabbed George Bush because I stink.