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Offline Kalam

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Marriage Proclamation
« on: October 31, 2011, 07:23:25 pm »
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Let it be known throughout Calradia that His August Majesty, Trebor XVII, Protector of the Wercheg Peninsula, Master of Horse Breeding, King of Veluca, and Defender of the Goatish Faith is now wed to He Whose Voice is Heard, Sergeant BaleOHay, Veteran of a Thousand Battles and the Butcher of Fenada.

Thereby tying the Kingdoms of Haven and Veluca to the Free Villages of the Bridgeburners, Cavalieres, and Unicorns.

For the forners, or those who refuse to believe in the existence of an official marriage certificate, here is the proof.


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« Last Edit: November 02, 2011, 02:51:01 am by Kalam »

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Re: Marriage Proclamation
« Reply #1 on: October 31, 2011, 07:27:14 pm »
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Just posting my love babe.
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Re: Marriage Proclamation
« Reply #2 on: October 31, 2011, 07:36:40 pm »
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for the record treb likes it on bottom. That makes me less gay
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Re: Marriage Proclamation
« Reply #3 on: October 31, 2011, 07:37:48 pm »
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for the record treb likes it on bottom. That makes me less gay
You do still like me to play with your asshole so idk my love.
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Re: Marriage Proclamation
« Reply #4 on: October 31, 2011, 07:41:06 pm »
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<--- I am the yellow Bunny. Treb is the blue with grey outline.


And for the record all guys like that treb!
« Last Edit: October 31, 2011, 08:21:09 pm by BaleOhay »
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Re: Marriage Proclamation
« Reply #5 on: October 31, 2011, 08:03:29 pm »
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Trebor the Yellow bunny  :lol: Now that's a inside joke nobody will understand in the future :D

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Re: Marriage Proclamation
« Reply #6 on: October 31, 2011, 08:03:41 pm »
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<--- I am the blue Bunny. Treb is the yellow.


And for the record all guys like that treb!
Lies on that one babe ...

TKoV = Blue
BRD = Yellow
Treb = Win

So sit down and take it!
« Last Edit: October 31, 2011, 08:05:01 pm by Trebor »
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Re: Marriage Proclamation
« Reply #7 on: October 31, 2011, 08:21:29 pm »
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<--- fixed the colors to show off the new alliance
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Re: Marriage Proclamation
« Reply #8 on: October 31, 2011, 08:23:49 pm »
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trebby will be taking my name I am sure. King Trebor_Ohay_TKoV.. since he did not have one of his own.
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Re: Marriage Proclamation
« Reply #9 on: October 31, 2011, 08:50:52 pm »
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trebby will be taking my name I am sure. King Trebor_Ohay_TKoV.. since he did not have one of his own.
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Re: Marriage Proclamation
« Reply #10 on: October 31, 2011, 09:30:33 pm »
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so gay

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Re: Marriage Proclamation
« Reply #11 on: October 31, 2011, 09:38:50 pm »
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Hooray for the married couple!

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Re: Marriage Proclamation
« Reply #12 on: October 31, 2011, 09:39:10 pm »
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Kalam - you forget to include two of Bale's bastard stepchildren that TKoV gets stuck with through marriage - Narwhals and Cartographers, I know they are beastly, but trebor will juts have to learn to love them.
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Re: Marriage Proclamation
« Reply #13 on: October 31, 2011, 09:53:56 pm »
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The uniballs err corns come with the deal as well. sorry to late to call it off.
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Re: Marriage Proclamation
« Reply #14 on: October 31, 2011, 10:06:12 pm »
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Is there a gift registry?
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