Horses dont have genitalia

[B3RS3RK]

Yes, but there are also Psycho-Horses out there who get hard when seeing blood and slaughter.Just like Humans.

[theero]

Yes, but there are also Psycho-Horses out there who get hard when seeing blood and slaughter.Just like Humans all Warband-players.

Fix'd.

[Fartface]

Will the dick be armored to if you get like a plated charger.
or do you need to buy horsedick armours?

[theero]

Will the dick be armored to if you get like a plated charger.
or do you need to buy horsedick armours?

Can we get some added penetration from heirlooming the horseprick-armors?

[Pigeonteeth]

Hopefully they use ragdoll physics.

[Bothersome_Aldryk]

Signed.

I can only approved.

~Aldryk

[Haze_The_Hobo]

Ok im down with this and we in Pantheon think horse should get boner after u get couched/horseback kill! Then u could do a double lance, how fantastic that was, a huge ejaculation would deal extra damage.

[Aleskander]

When a horse is around another horse of the opposite gender, the penis becomes erect and does lancing damage to any player it bumps. The player is also coated with while goo instead of red blood. Yes, sentence one implies that all three genders of horses have penises.

Hopefully they use ragdoll physics.

[KaMiKaZe_JoE]

Oh god, cavalry players could mate horses of different breeds to make SUPER HORSES. Oh, the OPness!

ARABIAN PLATED COURSER!

We need this. Horses need dicks and vaginas now, to give extreme cav players something to do.

[MrShine]

Oh god, cavalry players could mate horses of different breeds to make SUPER HORSES. Oh, the OPness!

ARABIAN PLATED COURSER!

We need this. Horses need dicks and vaginas now, to give extreme cav players something to do.

When two horses of opposite gender collide the riders should get a cooperative mini-game popup.  If they solve it the female horse gets pregnant.  If they fail both horses get crabs (-2 maneuver -1 speed).

[isatis]

When two horses of opposite gender collide the riders should get a cooperative mini-game popup.  If they solve it the female horse gets pregnant.  If they fail both horses get crabs (-2 maneuver -1 speed).

one word: lol

just be epic two cav boom and reappear with satisfaction on their eye... epic!

[Gomer]

It is unfair to add horse cocks before human dicks. Lets made retirement more realistic!

http://forum.c-rpg.net/index.php/topic,23847.0.html

Also We need to get final Boss to make horse dick looms

[Trikipum]

What about this?: If you ride a horse and kill 4 archers in 20 secs your horse gets a boner (there are chances the rider will also get it, but that is a diferent matter) and you can couch your horse's penis?.

[Penitent]

I was revisitng this section as I clicked this topic thought, "oh god why are they still discussing this."  Then I actually read it and laughed my ass off at work.  Thanks guys.

[Fartface]

What should be the stats for your horse penis armour.
I was thinking about.
Steel horse penis armour :
Weight : 1.5
Damage : 60p
couchable.