A Public Service by the FCC: Bandit Extermination

[Kalam]

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[oprah_winfrey]

tl;dr: Stay out of our fucking forest

[Dan lol]

Yeah
Motherfuckers better know... huh, huh
Lock your windows, close your doors
Biggie Smalls, huh... yeah
("I'm a bad, bad, boy..")

My man Inf left a Tec and a nine at my crib
Turned himself in, he had to do a bid
A one-to-three, he be home the end of '93
I'm ready to get this paper, G, you with me?
Motherfucking right, my pocket's looking kind of tight
and I'm stressed, yo Biggie let me get the vest
No need for that, just grab the fucking gat
The first pocket that's fat the Tec is to his back
Word is bond, I'm a smoke him yo don't fake no moves (what?)
Treat it like boxing: stick and move, stick and move
Nigga, you ain't got to explain shit
I've been robbin motherfuckers since the slave ships
with the same clip and the same four-five
Two point-blank, a motherfucker's sure to die
That's my word, nigga even try to bogart
have his mother singing "It's so hard..."
Yes Love, love your fucking attitude
because the nigga play pussy that's the nigga that's getting screwed
and bruised up from the pistol whipping
welts on the neck from the necklace stripping
Then I'm dipping up the block and I'm robbing bitches too
up the herring bones and bamboos
I wouldn't give fuck if you're pregnant
Give me the baby rings and a #1 MOM pendant
I'm slamming niggaz like Shaquille, shit is real
When it's time to eat a meal I rob and steal
cause Mom Duke ain't giving me shit
so for the bread and butter I leave niggaz in the gutter
Huh, word to mother, I'm dangerous
Crazier than a bag of fucking Angel Dust
When I bust my gat motherfuckers take dirt naps
I'm all that and a dime sack, where the paper at?
("But he's sticking you, and taking all of your money..")

Gimme the loot, gimme the loot
("I'm a bad, bad, boy..")
Gimme the loot, gimme the loot
("I'm a bad, bad, boy..")
Gimme the loot, gimme the loot
("I'm a bad, bad, boy..")
Gimme the loot, gimme the loot
("I'm a bad, bad, boy..")
Gimme the loot, gimme the loot
("I'm a bad, bad, boy..")
Gimme the loot, gimme the loot
("I'm a bad, bad, boy..")
Gimme the loot, gimme the loot
("I'm a bad, bad, boy..")
Gimme the loot, gimme the loot
("I'm a bad, bad, boy..")

Big up, big up, it's a stick up, stick up
and I'm shooting niggaz quick if you hiccup
Don't let me fill my clip up in your back and head piece
The opposite of peace sending Mom Duke a wreath
You're talking to the robbery expert
Stepping to your wake with your blood on my shirt
Don't be a jerk and get smoked over being resistant
cause when I lick shots the shits is persistent
Huh, goodness gracious the papers
Where the cash at? Where the stash at?
Nigga, pass that before you get your grave dug
from the main thug, .357 slug
And my nigga Biggie got an itchy one grip
One in the chamber, 32 in the clip
Motherfuckers better strip, yeah nigga peel
before you find out how blue steel feel
from the Beretta, putting all the holes in your sweater
The money getter motherfuckers don't have better
Rolex watches and colourful Swatches
I'm digging in pockets, motherfuckers can't stop it
Man, niggaz come through I'm taking high school rings too
Bitches get strangled for they earrings and bangles
and when I rock her and drop her I'm taking her door knockers
And if she's resistant "baka! baka! baka!"
So go get your man bitch he can get robbed too
Tell him Biggie took it, what the fuck he gonna do?
I hope apologetic or I'm a have to set it
and if I set it the cocksucker won't forget it
("But he's sticking you, and taking all of your money..")

Gimme the loot, gimme the loot
("I'm a bad, bad, boy..")
Gimme the loot, gimme the loot
("I'm a bad, bad, boy..")
Gimme the loot, gimme the loot
("I'm a bad, bad, boy..")
Gimme the loot, gimme the loot
("I'm a bad, bad, boy..")
Gimme the loot, gimme the loot
("I'm a bad, bad, boy..")
Gimme the loot, gimme the loot
("I'm a bad, bad, boy..")
Gimme the loot, gimme the loot
("I'm a bad, bad, boy..")
Gimme the loot, gimme the loot
("I'm a bad, bad, boy..")

Man, listen all this walking is hurting my feet
But money looks sweet (where at?) in the Isuzu jeep
Man, I throw him in the Beem, you grab the fucking C.R.E.A.M
and if he start to scream "bam! bam!", have a nice dream
Hold up, he got a fucking bitch in the car
Fur coats and diamonds, she thinks she a superstar
Ooh Biggie, let me jack her, I kick her in the back
Hit her with the gat...
Yo chill, Shorty, let me do that
Just get the fucking car keys and cruise up the block
The bitch act shocked, gettin shot on the spot
(Oh shit! The cops!) Be cool, fool
They ain't gonna roll up, all they want is fucking doughnuts
(So why the fuck he keep lookin?) I guess to get his life tooken
I just came home, ain't trying to see Central Booking
Oh shit, now he lookin in my face
You better haul ass cause I ain't with no fucking chase
So lace up your boots, cause I'm about to shoot
A true motherfucker going out for the loot

[Wiawins_ATS]

They mad.

[Blondin]

Lie!!

BaleOhay_BRD vs Blondin

- Battle time: 28.10., 05:09
- Battle duration: 01m00s
- Army size: 75 vs 49
- Battle result: 75 vs 0

You are the bandits, and you are attacking randomers and honest merchant on your so-caled land.

You will pay for this bandits scum!!

[Wiawins_ATS]

Lie!!

BaleOhay_BRD vs Blondin

- Battle time: 28.10., 05:09
- Battle duration: 01m00s
- Army size: 75 vs 49
- Battle result: 75 vs 0

You are the bandits, and you are attacking randomers and honest merchant on your so-caled land.

You will pay for this bandits scum!!

Owned

[SeQuel]

We mad.

[Kalam]

Lie!!

BaleOhay_BRD vs Blondin

- Battle time: 28.10., 05:09
- Battle duration: 01m00s
- Army size: 75 vs 49
- Battle result: 75 vs 0

You are the bandits, and you are attacking randomers and honest merchant on your so-caled land.

You will pay for this bandits scum!!

You did not register with our Department of Trade, and could have been a bandit, a spy, an unlicensed prostitute, or gods know what else. In order to trade in our villages, you must register yourself as a trader by notifying us of your desire to engage in honest work or trade.

[AntiBlitz]

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Hello my name is AntiBlitz, supreme Fuhrer of the Mechin forest, and the Blitz triangle.

[Gristle]

randomers and honest merchant

These are not the same thing. If you tell us you are honest and coming through, there won't be a problem.

[Blondin]

For sure I will have registered if I had the time, I was in Vareyeg, you took it, kicked me and attacked me, and all this shit 24h ago.

Don't try to make you look like you are cool, you are not cool, you are weak liar who's attacking poor randomer.
Nothing is easier than attacking randomer for big clans, you showed your all cowardness.

Am I mad?
Not really, i didn't lose anything valuable, 17 hobs that I crafted for 3 gold, 49 troops that i will have back in 48 hours in the good fief.
You didn't loot my gold...

[Gristle]

You saw that we were attacking Vayejeg. You had 24 hours to take action. You did nothing. This was not a smart choice. We have had plenty of traders come through our lands who gave us prior warning of their intentions. Maybe we were a bit hasty. Just give us warning and you will be safe in the future.

[SeQuel]

For sure I will have registered if I had the time, I was in Vareyeg, you took it, kicked me and attacked me, and all this shit 24h ago.

Don't try to make you look like you are cool, you are not cool, you are weak liar who's attacking poor randomer.
Nothing is easier than attacking randomer for big clans, you showed your all cowardness.

Am I mad?
Not really, i didn't lose anything valuable, 17 hobs that I crafted for 3 gold, 49 troops that i will have back in 48 hours in the good fief.
You didn't loot my gold...

If you HONESTLY expect to sit in a clans claim (that they soon claim) while crafting and not making contact of any sort to that clan that you'd like to STAY there and continue to trade etc, and expect to not get attacked your insane. Your a nobody, all you were gonna do is decrease our crafting rate and for what? Hell for all we know you coulda sat there for a week or 2 and got 200+ hops then go somewhere else and sold them, giving us no profit while giving you a fief to craft in.

Think about it.

EDIT - We have had many traders ask for permission to come and trade without us attacking them or getting hassled.

[AntiBlitz]

Blondin, please come to the Mechin area, we provide a safe haven from the tyrannical behavior of these mega conglomerate clans

[Blondin]

Again lies, profit is in the tax you set for your fief, it's not a randomer like me that will teach you how to manage a fief?

Why don't you tell the truth, as i said i don't care i didn't loose valuable things, but i don't like lies.
You have jumped on the occasion, attacking a randomer to loot his goods, to make fast profit.
There was another battle next to mine, same thing a randomer attacked by Brd.

Anyway, that change nothing, you have the right to attack me, you don't have to give reason for that, this is the game, just don't say you are good guys.