Remove polestagger, add 5 speed and 5 damage to all polearms. Wait 5seconds for river of tears of our Mighty twohanders kindergarten. Wait for week, then revert to polestagger stage and look for happy twohander's kindergarten.
This is funny because that's actually how they do things sometimes...
People would cry (protest is nicer word but there are many kids playing this so crying is suitable) but not without a reason. Adding 5 speed to all polearms would totally break melee balance. I would still play 2H for two reasons (1 - I have no choice, 2 - weapon balance isn't affecting my performance by a big margin).
You got my vote. It would be nice, for a change, to play in an environment where players who don't use twohanded weapons don't think how all twohanders are crappy players who would suck without their OP greatswords.