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Re: [22nd] The 22nd Battalion
« Reply #30 on: November 29, 2011, 06:08:58 pm »
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New wartime diplomats!

His Royal Highness, King Plazek the Great has elected two new wartime diplomats!

Rokema and Mexi (Coffee_n_Smokes).

At war with Plazekstan and the 22nd Battalion? Then Rokema and Mexi will take care* of all your inquiries.

*The 22nd Battalion and/or any affliated members cannot be hold accountable for any real-life injuries sustained by contacting the above.
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Re: [22nd] The 22nd Battalion
« Reply #31 on: November 29, 2011, 08:41:19 pm »
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trololol
I hope you guys get some sort of sticky balls deseases and smell like my armpits, sorry excusese for nolife fucking cunts you are.

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Re: [22nd] The 22nd Battalion
« Reply #32 on: November 30, 2011, 10:35:28 am »
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King Plazek's Master Plan revealed!

"Everything is proceeding as I have foreseen... He-he-he." - King Plazek

The sudden "defeat" at Buillin was in truth merely a deceptive manoeuvre, toying on both the rebels physique and psyche.

The two-staged battle-plan reached the second phase as the true genius of the master plan was revealed.

The sudden "defeat" achieved exactly what it was supposed to do - Batter and wear down the rebels stationed in Buillin and temporarily raise their morale before crushing it completely.

In a master stroke, orchestrated by a sheer genius, His Highness, King Plazek the Great moved in the hidden main force - The 22nd Battalion.

"All hopes of victory has been crushed." said an anonymous rebel fighter.

Another anonymous man said - "All is lost. I'm going back to my farm. All hail King Plazek! Long may he reign!"

A spokesman for the 22nd Battalion said in an interview - "We should be home by chadzmas Day."

The Battle for Buillin is about to enter the final stages and a great victory parade has already been planned in honour of all the giant crabs that lost their lives to the barbarian tyrant rebels.

Another step towards peace and a lasting balance in the region has been achieved.

- Overlord Phyrexus Maximus E-peenus, Minister of Public Enlightenment and Propaganda.
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Re: [22nd] The 22nd Battalion
« Reply #33 on: November 30, 2011, 11:19:44 am »
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Hmm, big claim for 22nd. Antarian and Union taking villages in that area and i havent seen any action from 22nd. Dont you think that your passive action wont invite other clans to takeover that villages?
I will have a closer look at your actions :-)
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Re: [22nd] The 22nd Battalion
« Reply #34 on: November 30, 2011, 06:05:02 pm »
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Hmm, big claim for 22nd. Antarian and Union taking villages in that area and i havent seen any action from 22nd. Dont you think that your passive action wont invite other clans to takeover that villages?
I will have a closer look at your actions :-)
You havent seen any action from 22nd but we are on the rise again.
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Re: [22nd] The 22nd Battalion
« Reply #35 on: November 30, 2011, 06:10:16 pm »
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King Plazek's Master Plan revealed!

"Everything is proceeding as I have foreseen... He-he-he." - King Plazek

The sudden "defeat" at Buillin was in truth merely a deceptive manoeuvre, toying on both the rebels physique and psyche.

The two-staged battle-plan reached the second phase as the true genius of the master plan was revealed.

The sudden "defeat" achieved exactly what it was supposed to do - Batter and wear down the rebels stationed in Buillin and temporarily raise their morale before crushing it completely.

In a master stroke, orchestrated by a sheer genius, His Highness, King Plazek the Great moved in the hidden main force - The 22nd Battalion.

"All hopes of victory has been crushed." said an anonymous rebel fighter.

Another anonymous man said - "All is lost. I'm going back to my farm. All hail King Plazek! Long may he reign!"

A spokesman for the 22nd Battalion said in an interview - "We should be home by chadzmas Day."

The Battle for Buillin is about to enter the final stages and a great victory parade has already been planned in honour of all the giant crabs that lost their lives to the barbarian tyrant rebels.

Another step towards peace and a lasting balance in the region has been achieved.

- Overlord Phyrexus Maximus E-peenus, Minister of Public Enlightenment and Propaganda.

lol ... kick it down a notch man...
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Re: [22nd] The 22nd Battalion
« Reply #36 on: November 30, 2011, 06:40:17 pm »
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Bah your propaganda!!! We fought your agents to liberate this village, we beat back your vanguard, and we'll damn well fight these regulars for our giant crabs!  :mrgreen:

Strategus has been really fun this round. Let's keep it up.
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Re: [22nd] The 22nd Battalion
« Reply #37 on: November 30, 2011, 09:16:02 pm »
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Funny thing is 22nd brought out their "big gun" their last big troop group...

Even if somehow the Gods turn a blind eye and they win they will have been so bloodied that taking over their territory will be childs play.

So with their short sightedness they doom us all.
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Re: [22nd] The 22nd Battalion
« Reply #38 on: November 30, 2011, 09:41:28 pm »
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Funny thing is 22nd brought out their "big gun" their last big troop group...

Even if somehow the Gods turn a blind eye and they win they will have been so bloodied that taking over their territory will be childs play.

So with their short sightedness they doom us all.

You keep believing that.

None can deny King Plazek his birth-right - Buillin!
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Re: [22nd] The 22nd Battalion
« Reply #39 on: November 30, 2011, 09:45:05 pm »
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This is the greatest conflict in Strategus, everything else has turned sour by super-seriousos.
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Re: [22nd] The 22nd Battalion
« Reply #40 on: November 30, 2011, 11:26:19 pm »
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The president of HPS (Hrvatski Pikado Savez = Croatian Darts Association) named Darko Plazek (first to the left):

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Is it a coincidence that my only memory of your "king" Plazek is in the form of a hooded peasant thrower with some knives/darts/whatever ?  :wink:
Do you honestly think you have any sort of moral authority, Reyiz? Go genocide some more armenians and deny it ever happened, please, and stay in the middle east.
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Re: [22nd] The 22nd Battalion
« Reply #41 on: December 01, 2011, 04:26:37 am »
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Funny thing is 22nd brought out their "big gun" their last big troop group...

Even if somehow the Gods turn a blind eye and they win they will have been so bloodied that taking over their territory will be childs play.

So with their short sightedness they doom us all.

That was not the last big troops group unfortunately. If it was we'd be mustering fora  counter attack right now. As it is we will accept Buillin as part of a peace treaty.

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Re: [22nd] The 22nd Battalion
« Reply #42 on: December 02, 2011, 07:46:32 am »
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That was not the last big troops group unfortunately. If it was we'd be mustering fora  counter attack right now. As it is we will accept Buillin as part of a peace treaty.

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Re: [22nd] The 22nd Battalion
« Reply #43 on: December 03, 2011, 12:38:23 pm »
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Re: [22nd] The 22nd Battalion
« Reply #44 on: December 03, 2011, 02:06:09 pm »
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Plazekstan Greatest country in the world All other country´s are run by little girls
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