Act more evil you ninnies, else our true reputation leaks out.
I have heard disturbing rumors that Tears was once cited for littering.
Also, his neighbor said that he neglected to say good morning one morning.
Clearly, what we are dealing with here is some sort of Asian super villain!
Ban in my opinion, before we have to say "Herro" instead of "Hello" to appease our new Kitten hating overlords(aka the Fallen aka Tears).