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[Gorath]

That is very good advice for a man if they wish to keep their freedom and income untarnished.

Indeed, I agree.
Quickest ways to lose money and freedom:  Have a woman, have a child.  Have them both at your own peril.

[Trippin]

Indeed, I agree.
Quickest ways to lose money and freedom:  Have a woman, have a child.  Have them both at your own peril.

Wow, that was clever. I see what you did there bro. Altering quotes is so mature and smart.

Anyway, you are only correct to a certain extent. I am someone who has met quite a few women in my life and have heard stories from a lot of very rich men regarding gold digging whores (I am Iranian, as is my family... we have some interesting connections). It really all depends on who you marry. Women are just like men; they are all different to some extent and they are also the same to some extent as well.

You will indeed lose freedom, in a sense, by committing to any kind of relationship. But at the same time, the benefits can outweigh this. Money? Well, some of us have more than we can spend (I am not one of them). A decent women will only look for a man that can help to support them, not lavish them. But there are a lot of women who just marry to get money; that is what you have to look out for. I was lucky enough to avoid that trap a few times thanks to advice from my family. Red flags aren't hard to spot.

But on the other hand, there are some really awesome woman out there too. You just need to find them.

[Gorath]

You will indeed lose freedom, in a sense, by committing to any kind of relationship. But at the same time, the benefits can outweigh this.

Sex.  That is the only reason to have a woman around (aside from the obvious sammich making skills).  Want companionship and a loyal friend?  Go hang out with your bros.  Or get a dog.  Chances are they don't suffer from schizophrenia, mood swings, illogical reasoning failure, or any of the other shortcomings of the female gender.  House cleaning?  Hire a maid, it's cheaper and higher quality service.  Nah, logically the only reason to be with a woman is long enough to defile every orifice she has and then move on, preferrably with video.

The only way you can counter this is to speak illogically and go by some percieved emotional tomfoolery.

[Siboire]

Sex.  That is the only reason to have a woman around (aside from the obvious sammich making skills).  Want companionship and a loyal friend?  Go hang out with your bros.  Or get a dog.  Chances are they don't suffer from schizophrenia, mood swings, illogical reasoning failure, or any of the other shortcomings of the female gender.  House cleaning?  Hire a maid, it's cheaper and higher quality service.  Nah, logically the only reason to be with a woman is long enough to defile every orifice she has and then move on, preferrably with video.

The only way you can counter this is to speak illogically and go by some percieved emotional tomfoolery.

I laughed a lot but I hope you're not serious, not all women are like that  and you can love a girl not only for doing her...

[Ishar]

I laughed a lot but I hope you're not serious, not all women are like that  and you can love a girl not only for doing her...

I've yet to meet one.

[Trippin]

Sex.  That is the only reason to have a woman around (aside from the obvious sammich making skills).  Want companionship and a loyal friend?  Go hang out with your bros.  Or get a dog.  Chances are they don't suffer from schizophrenia, mood swings, illogical reasoning failure, or any of the other shortcomings of the female gender.  House cleaning?  Hire a maid, it's cheaper and higher quality service.  Nah, logically the only reason to be with a woman is long enough to defile every orifice she has and then move on, preferrably with video.

The only way you can counter this is to speak illogically and go by some percieved emotional tomfoolery.

Obviously you haven't had very many good experiences with women before (or rather, not much experience), as you are generalizing females greatly. There are similar generalizations about men as well, but they are not true 100% of the time as we both probably know.

I can tell you first that that women are good for a lot more than sex. Without delving into my life experiences, I'll tell you that females friends have helped me get out of a lot tougher situations than my male friends have.

I've yet to meet one.

If you look anything like the guy in your pic, I can see why. Women have standards too.

[Gorath]

I'll tell you that females friends have helped me get out of a lot tougher situations than my male friends have.

Completely irrelevant and doesn't do anything to disprove my point.  If anything, it simply tells me that you have shitty friends.  Anything those alleged "female friends" (which given your choice of avatar and trolling method I find unlikely to exist as any man that pretends, poorly, to be a female online has serious issues.  Whether used to troll or not) supposedly helped you with, a male friend could have done as well.  Again, women are good for sex and any other function they can serve can be found elsewhere.  Before someone says procreation:
1)  That's a byproduct of sex
2)  We can clone now bitches!

[BD_Guard_Bane]

Again, women are good for sex and any other function they can serve can be found elsewhere. 

Wait what? Surely any function can be found elsewhere? Why even bother with the sex? Just be gay. Problem solved. Then you don't even need those irritating women for sex! Problem solved - they're out of your life for good ;)

[Gorath]

Just be gay.

Therein lies the only flaw in your logic.   

[Siboire]

Lol I won't start arguing about such a subject XD but I'll simply say I sincerly hope for you guys like Gorath that one day you find love and happyness with a girl and not only cuz she's good at sex... 

There's more important stuff in life beside sex and video games  and if you want to be happy on the long run, you better understand that fast... or either become gay or stay single and alone for the rest of your life

[Gorath]

10 years of married life, 8 year old child that I have full custody of as a single father. 
With that said; 

There's more important stuff in life beside sex and video games  and if you want to be happy on the long run, you better understand that

No, no there's not.  And no, no you don't.  Don't listen to this person ^.   

[FICO]

my female makes more money than me. me be happy. ;) go emancipation! b lazy

[Ishar]

If you look anything like the guy in your pic, I can see why. Women have standards too.

Yes, lots of standards. They all look like this:

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