the donkey needs an assistant!

[krampe]

Well, donate and you'll find out his real name. GOGO Stalkers! Donate!

[Vibe]

What? Was zum Henker? Dann chadz deutsch?

- Advantage: we speak the same mother language? 


Well, but somehow it was clear. All great persons in history were Austrians 




@my rivals ( ):

Always start with your downs, never with your ups! On one hand it creates the impression of being honest ("Hey, this guy doesn't pretend to be perfect"), on the other hand your application ends with your ups, so they will stay better in mind, after they (hopefully) made up your downs already.

This is a general rule. Always the negative things first, then the positive. Exception: critics. First you have to find something to praise, then criticize. Otherwise some people get the impression you were biased somehow, and more or less ignore you. Saying both good and bad things makes you look like someone neutral.

 

Well to be honest, serious job applications should never start with what you suck at But thanks for the advice. Also "rivals" could be a bit misleading as we're not really competing (this isn't exactly a payed job). Or are we?

[Joker86]

Well to be honest, serious job applications should never start with what you suck at But thanks for the advice. Also "rivals" could be a bit misleading as we're not really competing (this isn't exactly a payed job). Or are we?

No, at a real job application you DO NOT HAVE downsides. It's that easy 

Was just meant for everything else. Though trying to be honest in an application could also lead to success ("I am a lazy bastard, but when I love doing things I do them fucking well. And I LOVE the job you offer!"  )

@rivals: well, the topic name is "the donkey needs an assistant", not "the donkey needs assistance" 

[chadz]

Wow.. so many applicants..

Well, we have picked Leiknir, due to his outstanding wits and charme. And because he has proven great ambition regarding strategus. And he can do ULF diagrams.

However, the choice was really hard. I know, usually that's just a phrase, but in this thread / in my inbox were many many MANY other people that would have been just as good, probably.

Therefore, we are looking for another one. The application round is closed, though, because we already have spot a few very interesting individuals we'd also like to have aboard. Therefore, we'll discuss the matter for some time, and then come back to you with possibly another member.

So stay tuned!

(btw, I was really surprised by the amount, makes me feel all warm and fuzzy inside)

[FICO]

(btw, I was really surprised by the amount, makes me feel all warm and fuzzy inside)

did you or did you not have sex before that feeling? :

[Earthdforce]

Oh yay, the rest of us "normal" folk have a chance.. I hope!

[Centurion]

Hey I have basic computer knowledge. Id love to help you research new weapons, armors. Im a real history buff. I think im pretty fun to talk to. Not a dick unless people are mean to me. I don't want to somehow advance myself in the game at all I just want to help. Add me on steam at kolyksoa. Or pm me. Hope im picked