I just want to say that I registered on the CRPG Forums after lurking for years just to point out that this is probably the best thread on the entire board thus far, and quite possibly, that there ever will be.
Zorato has a history of great posting, as was once brought to my attention by someone whom I've since forgotten. His posts in the Cellphone Shack have turned young boys into men and then permanently blinded those men with their depth, intuition, and proper punctuation. Those newly made men may never see again, but but if asked, any one of them will describe the beauty of those posts in perfect detail, and without the slightest bit of regret in their voice. He once posted a collection of animated gifs in a thread, which I then showed to the curator of the Nasher Museum at Duke, who said they were worthy of a showing at any point Zorato felt comfortable to do so.
In closing, consider the fact that Zorato is a pretty great guy, his wondrous posting aside. He brings joy to those around him, selflessly. As Partyboy's avatar on earth, he represents all that a man can hope to accomplish towards BIRD CLAN-hood under the limitations of mortality. Think on that, then vote what your heart tells you.
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