The cake said no,
The cake said no,
The cake said no,
When the cake said no.
But the cake is a lie,
A lie of a cake,
Your life is at stake,
On the line for a slice,
I'll say it thrice,
The cake said no,
The cake said no,
The cake said no,
Because the cake is not a lie but the lie is that of the cake,
Which she so nastily claimed was yours to take!