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A video i made on the inconvenient truth of bolts
« on: September 25, 2011, 05:46:15 pm »
Hello, earlier today i was testing the hitbox of the crossbow bolt and i found something kinda odd and i also found a way to remedy it.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JlG00ESdyVQ&hd=1
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Re: A video i made on the inconvenient truth of bolts
« Reply #1 on: September 25, 2011, 05:53:47 pm »
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Re: A video i made on the inconvenient truth of bolts
« Reply #2 on: September 25, 2011, 06:01:48 pm »
This would have been better with Aldryk narrating.
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Re: A video i made on the inconvenient truth of bolts
« Reply #3 on: September 25, 2011, 06:04:15 pm »
Okay, in the part where you determine the length of the crossbow bolt with pythagorean's theorem ,  how the hell did you manage to get those numbers? One base was 22cm and the other was 16cm, and they were TOTALLY not proportional. The 16 was not even half of the length of the 22!

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Re: A video i made on the inconvenient truth of bolts
« Reply #4 on: September 25, 2011, 06:05:29 pm »
Okay, in the part where you determine the length of the crossbow bolt with pythagorean's theorem ,  how the hell did you manage to get those numbers? One base was 22cm and the other was 16cm, and they were TOTALLY not proportional. The 16 was not even half of the length of the 22!
They dont need to be in this case
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Re: A video i made on the inconvenient truth of bolts
« Reply #5 on: September 25, 2011, 06:17:41 pm »
Man, get out of that basement and turn that damn hippie music off.
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Re: A video i made on the inconvenient truth of bolts
« Reply #6 on: September 25, 2011, 06:28:55 pm »
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Re: A video i made on the inconvenient truth of bolts
« Reply #7 on: September 25, 2011, 06:32:01 pm »
Okay, in the part where you determine the length of the crossbow bolt with pythagorean's theorem ,  how the hell did you manage to get those numbers? One base was 22cm and the other was 16cm, and they were TOTALLY not proportional. The 16 was not even half of the length of the 22!

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Re: A video i made on the inconvenient truth of bolts
« Reply #8 on: September 25, 2011, 07:42:01 pm »
Man, get out of that basement and turn that damn hippie music off.

don't dizz the great mario kart music :D

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Re: A video i made on the inconvenient truth of bolts
« Reply #9 on: September 25, 2011, 07:50:33 pm »
You're like the Al Gore of the c-RPG community.

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Re: A video i made on the inconvenient truth of bolts
« Reply #10 on: September 25, 2011, 07:57:14 pm »
I'm currently deciding if I'm going to watch this entirely. Okay, just cause I want to see the pythagoras fail

EDIT: Okay now I'm just trying to figure out how the hell you got 74 cm. Also, this video is utter bullshit.

EDIT2: Oh, you did 15+15 + 22+22 = 74. Even if that would have been correct you still would've had to divide 74 by 2 according to your version of pythagoras.
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Re: A video i made on the inconvenient truth of bolts
« Reply #11 on: September 25, 2011, 10:44:52 pm »
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Now, as we can see, the bolt appears very small. . .

I can't see shit!  It's a black screen!

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Would you say the crossbow is a fair and balanced weapon?. . .

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No.

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I suck at math, I need a calculator for single digit addition, and single digit subtraction is...well, to boldly go where no one else has gone before, amiritie?  It seems off to me,  even, though, these measurements  for the Pythagoras theorem.

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Re: A video i made on the inconvenient truth of bolts
« Reply #12 on: September 26, 2011, 04:21:03 pm »
DAT BACKGROUND MUSIC!  :shock:
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