Footmen, and their incredible stupid hateful feelings towards friendly horses

[Michael]

Funny, some incompetent footman got in my way and then he blamed me. He said he died because of me.

What? I was there to save his ass. I wasted my time there.


Footman, if you are not capable to kill the other guy, just block and back-pedal and let me kill him. Or if you need the kill for your huge ego-small penis - deadly combo, let me bump him and then you can slash and kill him.

But do not dance in front of me, block me, and under no circumstances forget your place.

Me nobleman, you footman.

The last thing I have to say on this matter, you jealous bitches, suck this up:

 




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[Xant]

You need to work on your trolling a bit, old chap.

And, of course, by "a bit" I mean "a lot."

[Meow]

would be cool if he at least could enter the area where you feel like you want to smile or something.
this is just boring
but after the fail in the ban forum i didn't expect a lot more so i'll give you a troll point to send you back on your way to zero.

also wrong forum section as this is spam

[Xant]

Meh, yes. It'd be cool if it was at least faintly amusing.

[SquishMitten]

hurrr
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[The_Newer_Wind]

You are no noble guy!! I can slash a guy and a horse in 1 good hit with my dodo bird sword!! (dodao, but i call it dodo bird  ) But people shouldnt yell at you for helping, but if your not they can yell.

[Rendar1970]

As a recently new sword and board Cav, i do have 1 thing to say.

Nearly every time I attack an enemy who is fighting with an ally, the strangest thing happens.

I pass the enemy in such a way that I can WAY clear of my ally.  As soon as I swing I turn hard to get even further away, to make sure I wont run over my friend.

However most of the time, the ally footmen panic when they see a friend horse, and just RUN in a random direction, usually DIRECTLY INTO the horse.  If they just stayed moving in the direction they were, all would be fine.

Maybe I need to start trying to intentional run over my allies, so when they inevitably panic ill miss them.

[DrTaco]

I will remember this thread, and when i'm about to kill someone that just lost his horse, i'll stop.

Then i'll make sure he's eating dirt.

[Sultan_Khalifa]

i have to agree with this some footmen are just dumb he sees me coming and his doing his fancy foot work and the dumbass gose to my lance!!

[Rhaelys]

i have to agree with this some footmen are just dumb he sees me coming and his doing his fancy foot work and the dumbass gose to my lance!!

On the other hand, sometimes footmen have complete control in melee encounters with enemy footmen and dumbass friendly cav come from behind and couch their teammates. It works both ways.

[Christo]

On the other hand, sometimes footmen have complete control in melee encounters with enemy footmen and dumbass friendly cav come from behind and couch their teammates. It works both ways.

He doesn't even have to use a lance, a FF bump is enough to get yourself killed. When I was a cavalryman, I tried to analyse each fight, and when I saw a dude is about to lose, or had a lot of men ganking him, I moved in. Rarely did this with duels, depends on the target.

[Murmillus_Prime]

Sometimes going to help your team mate is the worst thing you can do, especially in my case... Sometimes I'll (from my perspective) heroically charge in, all arrogant and superior, go to stab an enemy who's about to deliver the final death blow on my team mate and ... BOOM... Line of dark red text appears... RAGE, apologise... then think hurrr wont do that again... and then I do it the next round and I'm really raging and end up having a break.

There was this time I actually tked with a horse bump, a templar dressed in peasant clothing ran into my horses path, when I was at full speed and an accident happened. It's not always the cavalrymans fault that people get bumped, infantry need awareness too!

[Elmetiacos]

There are as many cases where the cavalry have done something silly. Recently I was in the Nord Town fighting another infantryman in the graveyard in the corner, where a horse is frankly as much use as a chocolate fireguard, and along comes some idiot trying to manoeuvre his horse to join in the fight, bumping me twice and getting his big fat pony in the way of my swings so that eventually I lost my temper and killed the horse before killing the enemy. Next round at spawn the cavalryman deliberately tried to kill me with a ride by attack.

[Joxer]

This coming from a tank who rides through multiple friends to get one enemy...

[Ninja_Totoro]

Oh im Sorry oh Almighty horseman I forgot that couch lancing someone in the back after a 600 yard run up was hard compared to blocking and attacking and kicking in 4 cardinal directions at the speed of light.


GL Ol' Chap.