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Re: This is the best picture off french military prowess at its finest!
« Reply #1 on: September 22, 2011, 10:56:54 pm »
oh nooooooooooooo
why!! why!!

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Re: This is the best picture off french military prowess at its finest!
« Reply #2 on: September 22, 2011, 10:59:03 pm »
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Re: This is the best picture off french military prowess at its finest!
« Reply #3 on: September 22, 2011, 11:03:23 pm »
thanks! don,t know what the forum will be without you tears!

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Re: This is the best picture off french military prowess at its finest!
« Reply #4 on: September 22, 2011, 11:04:02 pm »
when you cant make a successful french joke..
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Re: This is the best picture off french military prowess at its finest!
« Reply #5 on: September 22, 2011, 11:12:27 pm »
Hmm the picture shows for me on tears posts and mine :S

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Re: This is the best picture off french military prowess at its finest!
« Reply #6 on: September 23, 2011, 04:32:47 am »
yes but you is not everyone else!! you are being too egocentric!! take a deap breath


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Re: This is the best picture off french military prowess at its finest!
« Reply #7 on: September 23, 2011, 11:45:20 am »
LoL.

The AI can be hilarious sometimes, the funniest faction I've encountered as France was the Genoese.

Seriously they are fun to watch, they declare war on you with 1-2 pavise crossbowmen and try to get money from you.  :mrgreen:

Funnier screenshot would be when I faceplanted 1600 englishmen with 700 frenchmen, Hard-Hard difficulty. That battle was torture.  :mrgreen:
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Re: This is the best picture off french military prowess at its finest!
« Reply #8 on: September 23, 2011, 11:55:55 am »
what game?
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Re: This is the best picture off french military prowess at its finest!
« Reply #9 on: September 23, 2011, 11:57:31 am »
what game?

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Medieval II: Total War.

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Re: This is the best picture off french military prowess at its finest!
« Reply #10 on: September 23, 2011, 12:00:58 pm »
nope.  i usually dont play games : /
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Re: This is the best picture off french military prowess at its finest!
« Reply #11 on: September 23, 2011, 12:08:28 pm »
Ah okay.

It's a good game if you like medieval stuff.
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« Reply #12 on: September 23, 2011, 12:13:12 pm »
ya looks fun : )
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Re: This is the best picture off french military prowess at its finest!
« Reply #13 on: September 23, 2011, 02:36:58 pm »

Funnier screenshot would be when I faceplanted 1600 englishmen with 700 frenchmen, Hard-Hard difficulty. That battle was torture.  :mrgreen:

Pffff..

In Rome:TW Barbarian Invasion I once defeated a Barbarian Army of like 2 thousand defending my Village with 2 Units of City watches and a General´s Cavalry.

In the End it came down to them roaming through the city and me left with only the cav.I charged, ran away, charged, ran away and so on, like a hundred times until they finally routed.

I felt so proud that day.

btw, this talk reminds me that I´ll need to play Total war once more :D

But to be true, mostly I just use autocalc.If you´d play every battle that comes up in a game, you´d be playing for 50-100 hours lol.
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Re: This is the best picture off french military prowess at its finest!
« Reply #14 on: September 23, 2011, 03:08:07 pm »
Blah, autocalc sucks because the AI can fail even if you have an advantage, or you could win the fight by yourself with low casualties.

Also it ruins the game. Man up and command every battle.

I only use autocalc when I besiege something and there is like 1 unit inside, or something. Then it's fine to use imo.

Also I love to spam agents. Spy/assassin spam is hilarious, Felt so cheap to destroy a kingdom like that.  :mrgreen:
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