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login|Features|The almighty Deli Cap is handcrafted by Xhosan dwarves in South Africa, using the patented quadruple sex technique (see diagram above).
The cap itself is made from the foreskins of a dozen especially well-endowed cheetahs.* The plumage is derived from a virgin ostrich, as certified by the South African Authority on Ornithochastity (SAAO). Its aesthetic and form-fitting design will be sure to impress your co-workers, your pets, and Nelson Mandela. Just place the cap on your head, and watch as the compliments, looks of envy, and discrete handjobs roll in.
So don't wait, get your deli cap now! For a limited time the deli cap (a 33 gold value!) will be available for just three easy payments of 11 gold.
Its many beneficial benefits include:
1.) You're wearing a deli cap.
2.) Increased fertility.
3.) Win the Nobel Peace prize.
4.) Siege flags are lowered and raised faster.
5.) Increases penis length noticeably by 1/16th of an inch.
6.) Baffling appearance to uneducated philistines and those lacking the hotfix.
and many, many more!
7.) 9 Head Armor
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As measured by two standard deviations above the mean cheetah member size. Side effects of the deli cap include compulsively and loudly announcing that you're wearing a deli cap, mild indigestion, coma, and/or death.|Requirements to join|1.) Must wear a Deli Cap.
2.) No homosexuals.
|Banner, tags, and other ritual regalia|There is no banner.
There is no tag.
There is only the deli cap.
There are no other equipment restrictions because it is a well known physical and aesthetic phenomenon that the deli cap complements and completes any outfit, regardless of what *some* fashion chauvinists might say.
|Roster|All heterosexuals wearing a deli cap.
|Testimonials|visitors can't see pics , please
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loginHlakanyana says:Since purchasing and donning the Deli Cap, I have noticed a threefold increase in the attention I receive from the ladies. This has led to much of the sex. As well, my peers now regard me with awe and admiration, when they would once curse me, kick me, and steal my meat.
With the cunning and confidence endowed upon me by my deli cap, I was able to steal and devour the meat of an ox that a nearby village had recently sacrificed. While I wore the deli cap, none could doubt the worth of my word, so when the crime was discovered, I framed an old man, and he was stoned in my stead.
Five stars! Thank you Deli Cap!
|It's deli-ghtful! It's deli-cious! It's a deli cap! Get yours today!|Please leave testimonials and vanity photo's below.
