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ARE YOU WITH ME?!?!?!?!?!?!?

I AM WITH YOU, YOUR ROYAL HIGHNESS!!!!!!
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DOWN WITH YOU, YOU POMPOUS FOOL! I WILL CHEW ON YOUR BONES! AND DRINK FROM YOUR SKULL!!!!!!!
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I don't care about Strategus in the slightest and never will.
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CALLING OF THE CALRADIAN CRUSADES
« on: September 19, 2011, 12:34:15 am »
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Calradia is in turmoil.
All across the server-lands we engage in endless war. Day after day downtrodden dogs fight the dirty, grinding, greedy fight for gold. The combatants never cease, the fighters harden during the day and the night, only ensuring their entrapment in the vicious cycle of perpetual bloodshed. I, King Tomas The Tenth of the Kingdom of England, send up the call to arms for those with honour and valour in their breasts to rally to my side and fight the growing tide of unruly strife and mindless violence. I call on the most brilliant, cunning, Strategi to aid me in uniting the lands in peace! A Royal Union survives the chaos. We need to resurrect the Calradian Empire. The opportunity to do such a thing is returning soon, forces will ally soon, soldiers will mobilise soon, and countries will rise soon. You are either with us or against us. The Strategus is coming.

Bards will tell tales about this.
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Re: CALLING OF THE CALRADIAN CRUSADES
« Reply #1 on: September 19, 2011, 12:38:03 am »
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A king cannot call a crusade, only the Pope!
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Re: CALLING OF THE CALRADIAN CRUSADES
« Reply #2 on: September 19, 2011, 12:40:30 am »
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A king cannot call a crusade, only the Pope!

Henry VIII told the Pope to shove it... I am calling a crusade whether the Pope likes it or not!
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Re: CALLING OF THE CALRADIAN CRUSADES
« Reply #3 on: September 19, 2011, 12:42:48 am »
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Sheeeit, Vikings and Romans on crusade..
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Re: CALLING OF THE CALRADIAN CRUSADES
« Reply #4 on: September 19, 2011, 12:50:43 am »
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I see an antarian in that first picture. I hope he killed many enemies.

Much blood will be spilled in our ascension to power and I wont bend my knee to another.

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Re: CALLING OF THE CALRADIAN CRUSADES
« Reply #5 on: September 19, 2011, 12:54:50 am »
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I see an antarian in that first picture. I hope he killed many enemies.

Much blood will be spilled in our ascension to power and I wont bend my knee to another.


The gauntlet has fallen to the floor with a resounding clang. If the Kingdom of England and the Antarian Empire are to meet on the field of battle, be sure the tremendous ringing of our arms will be an alarum to all Calradia.
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Re: CALLING OF THE CALRADIAN CRUSADES
« Reply #6 on: September 19, 2011, 10:27:27 am »
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The gauntlet has fallen to the floor with a resounding clang. If the Kingdom of England and the Antarian Empire are to meet on the field of battle, be sure the tremendous ringing of our arms will be an alarum to all Calradia.

"Bringeth it on!" As they say, hehe.

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Re: CALLING OF THE CALRADIAN CRUSADES
« Reply #7 on: September 20, 2011, 06:44:48 am »
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Calradia is in turmoil.

Yeah, can someone remove it, please?

btw the Pope ain't gonna be happy 'bout this at all.

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Re: CALLING OF THE CALRADIAN CRUSADES
« Reply #8 on: September 20, 2011, 08:27:34 am »
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GOD WILLS IT!

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Re: CALLING OF THE CALRADIAN CRUSADES
« Reply #9 on: September 20, 2011, 11:37:50 pm »
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I'm scared they might take my Boerks.
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Re: CALLING OF THE CALRADIAN CRUSADES
« Reply #10 on: September 21, 2011, 09:30:39 pm »
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This claim to battle is just a mere coward claiming to speak for the people. You should solve your differences yourself and not involve the average person into this hatred of yours!

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Re: CALLING OF THE CALRADIAN CRUSADES
« Reply #11 on: September 27, 2011, 09:40:54 am »
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This claim to battle is just a mere coward claiming to speak for the people. You should solve your differences yourself and not involve the average person into this hatred of yours!
Yeah, rather than drag others into a C-RPG battle, you should resolve this over a game of chess.  In fact all strategus battles should be resolved over chess... or maybe checkers.  Snakes and ladders(tm) will be acceptable, as will Tic tac toe.  Battles involving several factions could resolve over Life(tm), Monopoly(tm) or Pictionary(Tm)(all contestants should have a version of paint).  Risk(tm) will not be allowed, as it is too bloody.

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