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Re: Archery Nerfed Again 9th Time
« Reply #30 on: September 21, 2011, 02:27:28 pm »
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1 just took 80% off me - dunno where it hit tho :(

if you dont know where it hit, you dont see it,  and if you dont see it and it took 80% then its clearly headshot

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Re: Archery Nerfed Again 9th Time
« Reply #31 on: September 21, 2011, 04:55:17 pm »
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the only truly manly way to hunt is with bare hands and teeth, maybe a small knife.
Anything else is for pussies who are afraid of bears (and also ezmode).
If you need to chase an animal you have failed, sneaking up on them is how you do it. Or you can chase them over a cliff and eat the splattered remains.

That's basically what I just said in what you quoted, but thanks for repeating it anyways?   :wink:

Stealth is for bundle of stickss btw.  Real men announce their presence with a hearty roar while beating their chest.
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Re: Archery Nerfed Again 9th Time
« Reply #32 on: September 21, 2011, 07:02:31 pm »
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Apparently real men go hungry often and are less cunning and evolved then the so-called "bundle of stickss."
I'm not normal and I don't pretend so, my approach is pretty much a bomb crescendo.
Death is a fun way to pass the time though, several little bullets moving in staccato.
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Re: Archery Nerfed Again 9th Time
« Reply #33 on: September 21, 2011, 07:22:03 pm »
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Being hungry builds character, thus making the real men even manlier day after day.
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Re: Archery Nerfed Again 9th Time
« Reply #34 on: September 21, 2011, 11:26:22 pm »
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Apparently real men go hungry often and are less cunning and evolved then the so-called "bundle of stickss."

Nah, they just cannibalize those bundle of stickss and cull the weak out of the herd.  And evolved is pretty lol Tears.  If anything the constant move towards more bitch, wussy, and bundle of sticks behavior and mindsets can be described as a de-evolution of man in every way.  If there is any kind of societal and technological collapse (as logically is bound to happen with overpopulation, food shortages and widespread capitalistic fail) your so called "evolved" bundle of stickss will die off quickly.

Granted the whole stealth comment was pure meh and lulz since we already acknowledged the frailty of the human species and thus the need to employ such bitch tactics while hunting (along with ranged weaponry sadly.  Would be the ultimate in badassery to show off the bear that you killed with nothing more than a field knife, but alas....) but the sentiment stands.
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Re: Archery Nerfed Again 9th Time
« Reply #35 on: September 21, 2011, 11:42:44 pm »
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Well, people used to hunt bears with spears y'know. You can still do that! And people have killed bears with knives. Hey, maybe it'd be risky as fuck but you're a real man aren't you so don't pussy out brah. Plus, if you're leet you could kill deer with knives.
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Re: Archery Nerfed Again 9th Time
« Reply #36 on: September 22, 2011, 08:29:39 am »
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Well, people used to hunt bears with spears y'know. You can still do that! And people have killed bears with knives. Hey, maybe it'd be risky as fuck but you're a real man aren't you so don't pussy out brah. Plus, if you're leet you could kill deer with knives.

I kill deer by hurling pecans. I spear rabbits with cactus thorns.  :P
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Re: Archery Nerfed Again 9th Time
« Reply #37 on: September 22, 2011, 01:59:58 pm »
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i once killed a bear by punching it with my balls.
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Re: Archery Nerfed Again 9th Time
« Reply #38 on: September 22, 2011, 08:29:10 pm »
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Re: Archery Nerfed Again 9th Time
« Reply #39 on: September 22, 2011, 08:49:42 pm »
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For the better, though.
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Re: Archery Nerfed Again 9th Time
« Reply #40 on: September 23, 2011, 08:13:58 am »
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Well, people used to hunt bears with spears y'know. You can still do that! And people have killed bears with knives. Hey, maybe it'd be risky as fuck but you're a real man aren't you so don't pussy out brah. Plus, if you're leet you could kill deer with knives.

You forgot to include the fact that this was coordinated GROUP hunting, not just 1-2 guys challenging a bear to a fight with a spear.  Sure if I felt like organizing some hunting PARTY to go after a bear with a spear that'd have a better chance for success, but one or two guys... Nah, I stand by the fact that individually humans are sub-part physical specimens of the animal kingdom, thus the necessity for the lame usage of ranged weaponry in hunting larger game.  Still within the realm of ranged weaponry there are still various tiers of gay which one can decide to avoid. 

Show me a man that says he killed a deer with nothing more than a hunting knife and I'll show you an intolerable liar.
IE: 
Hunting moose with a slingshot = badass (if completely impractical and ineffective.  More likely to get yourself gored by an angry moose than kill one barring some freaky perfect through the eye shot or something)

Hunting moose with a surface to surface guided missile = pretty damned gay
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Re: Archery Nerfed Again 9th Time
« Reply #41 on: September 23, 2011, 08:57:49 am »
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Nah, people used to hunt bears alone with spears.

Here is one instance of such shown in a picture. The spear is pretty short, the ones used weren't usually as short as that.
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Or well, I suppose it'd be more accurate to say that the kill was made by one man often, but usually the hunting group was bigger.
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Re: Archery Nerfed Again 9th Time
« Reply #42 on: September 23, 2011, 09:06:52 am »
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This game wouldn't be all that exciting if it was just Two-handers trying to nerf themselves after eliminating all other classes ]:
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Re: Archery Nerfed Again 9th Time
« Reply #43 on: September 23, 2011, 04:43:50 pm »
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Nah, people used to hunt bears alone with spears.

Here is one instance of such shown in a picture. The spear is pretty short, the ones used weren't usually as short as that.
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Or well, I suppose it'd be more accurate to say that the kill was made by one man often, but usually the hunting group was bigger.

People also used to fly through the air with red capes and magic hammers.  Here's one such instance shown in a picture:
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Re: Archery Nerfed Again 9th Time
« Reply #44 on: September 24, 2011, 02:22:12 am »
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It's okay Gorath, you can admit you're too much of a pussy to kill a bear alone even though people used to do that a lot back in the day.
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