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So I guess you guys missed the polls?

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Re: [ANT] The Antarian Empire (EU/Strat Clan - Recruiting!)
« Reply #870 on: March 29, 2012, 11:04:44 pm »
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tall girls, or girls taller than you?

Not quite sure. I'm about 6 ft myself so as long as they're the same height as me then it's all good.

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Re: [ANT] The Antarian Empire (EU/Strat Clan - Recruiting!)
« Reply #871 on: March 29, 2012, 11:09:26 pm »
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ahh oki

at least it saves you getting a strained neck or something

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Re: [ANT] The Antarian Empire (EU/Strat Clan - Recruiting!)
« Reply #872 on: March 29, 2012, 11:20:54 pm »
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ahh oki

at least it saves you getting a strained neck or something

It also saves you from the embarrasment of having to go on your tiptoes when you kiss your women. One of the biggest downsides of dating taller women I would guess.

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Re: [ANT] The Antarian Empire (EU/Strat Clan - Recruiting!)
« Reply #873 on: March 29, 2012, 11:43:38 pm »
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I stepped onto the pavement once so I could kiss my first gf (i was 12)

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Re: [ANT] The Antarian Empire (EU/Strat Clan - Recruiting!)
« Reply #874 on: March 29, 2012, 11:55:11 pm »
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Did anyone notice? I remember doing something like that when I was younger too and some older kids walking past laughed at me. What was worse was that they all got on my school bus so they ended up telling everybody and they held it over me for about a year or so untill I got older and taller and then they shut up rather quickly. Good times.

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Re: [ANT] The Antarian Empire (EU/Strat Clan - Recruiting!)
« Reply #875 on: March 30, 2012, 12:52:03 am »
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The 4th option is just wrong. The really short ones are by far the scariest when they start shouting.
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Re: [ANT] The Antarian Empire (EU/Strat Clan - Recruiting!)
« Reply #876 on: March 30, 2012, 02:39:14 am »
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Did anyone notice? I remember doing something like that when I was younger too and some older kids walking past laughed at me. What was worse was that they all got on my school bus so they ended up telling everybody and they held it over me for about a year or so untill I got older and taller and then they shut up rather quickly. Good times.

Lol, well i was in tenerife and it's a pretty fucked up story.

I used to hang around the pool when I was on holiday to try to make friends with other kids,

I saw this kid playing in the pool that looked about my age, playing with a younger girl. This kid had short hair and no top on, only bottoms so naturally I thought it was a boy and hence forth suitable to talk to.

Of course this "boy" turned out to be a girl and she started playing footsie with me under the table. Kissing her was... weird. Like there was a weird taste in her mouth. Maybe it was because that was the first time i'd stuck my tongue into some1 elses though.

There were spanish kids around when we kissed so they might of been taking the piss, who knows??

Warcat - yeah i had a similar thought in my head but i wanted another option ><

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Re: [ANT] The Antarian Empire (EU/Strat Clan - Recruiting!)
« Reply #877 on: March 30, 2012, 02:45:08 am »
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Of course this "boy" turned out to be a girl and she started playing footsie with me under the table. Kissing her was... weird. Like there was a weird taste in her mouth. Maybe it was because that was the first time i'd stuck my tongue into some1 elses though.

Are you sure it was a girl and not just a boy that looked like a girl? Girls dont normally go around topless at a local pools.. well not at any pool that I know of. I once had a girlfriend who smoked like a chimney. Kissing her was horrid. Not a great taste.

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Re: [ANT] The Antarian Empire (EU/Strat Clan - Recruiting!)
« Reply #878 on: March 30, 2012, 06:17:37 am »
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nice poll :D. First option ofc  :shock:
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Re: [ANT] The Antarian Empire (EU/Strat Clan - Recruiting!)
« Reply #879 on: March 30, 2012, 03:12:50 pm »
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Are you sure it was a girl and not just a boy that looked like a girl? Girls dont normally go around topless at a local pools.. well not at any pool that I know of. I once had a girlfriend who smoked like a chimney. Kissing her was horrid. Not a great taste.

Well she had a girls name and her friends called her it. And she met me wearing a dress on our first date so im pretty sure.

This was nearly 20 yrs ago so times were a bit different maybe.

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Re: [ANT] The Antarian Empire (EU/Strat Clan - Recruiting!)
« Reply #880 on: March 30, 2012, 03:22:33 pm »
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I was just making sure. A friend of mine went on holiday to thailand and met a 'girl' there and well.. i'm sure you can guess what happened. He never was the same after that. Of course since i'm his friend I make sure that every time I meet him that I remind him about it so that he will never forget.

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Re: [ANT] The Antarian Empire (EU/Strat Clan - Recruiting!)
« Reply #881 on: March 30, 2012, 11:21:04 pm »
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lol good man

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Re: [ANT] The Antarian Empire (EU/Strat Clan - Recruiting!)
« Reply #882 on: March 31, 2012, 03:01:31 am »
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I was just making sure. A friend of mine went on holiday to thailand and met a 'girl' there and well.. i'm sure you can guess what happened. He never was the same after that. Of course since i'm his friend I make sure that every time I meet him that I remind him about it so that he will never forget.

i had a friend who went to Thailand and came back to his hotel bar after a night out for one last drink and a prositute came up to him and asked if he wanted to fuck. he said no cause he only had the equivalent on about £2 in his pocket so she said 'thats ok' and he proceeded to fuck her senseless for 2 quid. True Story.


Well she had a girls name and her friends called her it. And she met me wearing a dress on our first date so im pretty sure.

This was nearly 20 yrs ago so times were a bit different maybe.

20 years ago my arse, I bet it was last year :D

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Re: [ANT] The Antarian Empire (EU/Strat Clan - Recruiting!)
« Reply #883 on: March 31, 2012, 03:11:44 am »
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i had a friend who went to Thailand and came back to his hotel bar after a night out for one last drink and a prositute came up to him and asked if he wanted to fuck. he said no cause he only had the equivalent on about £2 in his pocket so she said 'thats ok' and he proceeded to fuck her senseless for 2 quid. True Story.


£2? Either she just likes having sex or she's very stupid. Lucky man.

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Re: [ANT] The Antarian Empire (EU/Strat Clan - Recruiting!)
« Reply #884 on: March 31, 2012, 12:28:54 pm »
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Very desperate is the correct answer.