It's guys like you than give englishmen a bad name.
Dont you know all those cups of tea make you eat more biscuits, which has knock on effect of making your teeth rot more, which makes females around the world think that all englishmen have bad teeth, which makes all the sicko dentists come to england to rip our teeth out, which means that every poor bastard living in this multicultural, bomb-threatened island has to go to a dentist that they hate which makes them not go at all, which makes their teeth worse.
True story.
EDIT: I dont know the connection between females thinking our teeth are bad and sicko dentists coming over but im sure there's one in there somewhere.