Also
1. Why did the Chaos thread get taken down???
2. Mechanix stop listening to jedi mind tricks. It's going to turn you into a soft as hipster bitch and we won't be able to kick ass.
3. Battlefield is for boner bouncers and rich people. I am neither.
4. Arcani is recruiting or something.
5. Post (nudes) here instead of in Chaos so we can troll you in our own territory.
6. I rap
7. I still want to fuck Coy... just barely but it's still there...
8. Also I know she wants me too even though she'll never admit it.
9. I heard she texted Mechanix and gave him the old "you're not the guy I thought you were" speech.
10. That means i'm in.
11. Rather bang Vic over Coy
12. Rather bang a watermelon over Vic.
So yeah I'm going to start posting all of my facebook statuses here now instead of in my status update. Bump and get my egotistical fix. Kill two birds with one stone.
"City and Colour tonight! Yes I can't wait!"