HELLO AMERICAN FRIEND!
MY NAME IS LEWP, I AM FOREIGNER FROM FAR AWAY COUNTRY ACROSS THE WATER.
I HAVE COME TO U.S. IN SEARCH OF WORK AND INSTEAD HAVE FOUND MOUNT AND BLADE.
I HAVE HORSE AND WISH TO JOIN CAVALIERIES AS I HEARD LEADER IS ALSO NEW TO GAME.
I SPEAK ENGLISH VERY NICE SO LANGUAGE BARRIER NOT PROBLEM.
I HOPE YOU HAVE NICE DAY.
IT IS 3:21 HERE ON WEDNESDAY AFTERNOON AND HARMFUL FUMES FROM CHEMICAL LAB HAVE CAUSED ME TO GO LEWPY!
HUE HUE HUE HUE HUE, YOU SEE WHAT I DO THERE? I MAKE AMERICAN PUN BASED OFF MY NAME.
I HOPE YOU HAVE NICE DAY.
THIS APPLICATION IS NO JOKE, I JUST MADE IT LOOK LIKE ONE SO YOU THINK I FUNNY.
HUE HUE HUE HUE HUE.
I HOPE YOU HAVE NICE DAY.
I TYPE THIS THREE TIME BECAUSE, BOREDOM.
ALRIGHT, GOOD BYE FOR NOW, I HOPE TO BE HEARING FROM YOU SOON.