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Re: LLJK Submits to the Pecores
« Reply #15 on: September 08, 2011, 05:54:30 pm »
I told you they don't want us as vassals, just forget it we have to find somebody else.

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Re: LLJK Submits to the Pecores
« Reply #16 on: September 08, 2011, 06:10:30 pm »
Tears's Tsardom is looking for a few good jolly Vassals.
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Re: LLJK Submits to the Pecores
« Reply #17 on: September 08, 2011, 06:15:29 pm »
Oh, I know! The NE!



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Re: LLJK Submits to the Pecores
« Reply #18 on: September 08, 2011, 06:28:10 pm »
I told you they don't want us as vassals, just forget it we have to find somebody else.

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Re: LLJK Submits to the Pecores
« Reply #19 on: September 08, 2011, 07:01:10 pm »
If this is a consular ship, WHERE is the ambassador?
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Re: LLJK Submits to the Pecores
« Reply #20 on: September 08, 2011, 07:07:32 pm »
If this is a consular ship, WHERE is the ambassador?

I think the plot demanded that he was murdered, and the guests find out who did such a thing.
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Re: LLJK Submits to the Pecores
« Reply #21 on: September 08, 2011, 07:58:58 pm »
Hey Goons, you must be new here, you're supposed to post this stuff in Spam :B

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Re: LLJK Submits to the Pecores
« Reply #22 on: September 08, 2011, 08:04:14 pm »
This was a serious diplomatic move numb nuts.
I'm not normal and I don't pretend so, my approach is pretty much a bomb crescendo.
Death is a fun way to pass the time though, several little bullets moving in staccato.
The terror of my reign will live on in infamy, singing when they die like a dead man's symphony.

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Re: LLJK Submits to the Pecores
« Reply #23 on: September 08, 2011, 09:33:34 pm »
admins please move this thread to spam as it has begun to go off-topic due to the immaturity of some people
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Re: LLJK Submits to the Pecores
« Reply #24 on: September 08, 2011, 09:35:30 pm »
admins please move this thread to spam as it has begun to go off-topic due to the immaturity of some people

Addministration could instead use the "delete post" feature, or use the other tool that is called "split topic."

Or something.
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Death is a fun way to pass the time though, several little bullets moving in staccato.
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Re: LLJK Submits to the Pecores
« Reply #25 on: September 08, 2011, 09:44:46 pm »
THIS IS A TRAVESTY TO FRENCH INTEGRITY! I DEMAND RECOMPENSE!

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Re: LLJK Submits to the Pecores
« Reply #26 on: September 08, 2011, 10:13:48 pm »
Zealot is a really angry man. I think he needs some lovin' and stuff.
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Re: LLJK Submits to the Pecores
« Reply #27 on: September 08, 2011, 10:46:02 pm »
Stuff.

This is a serious thread, LLJK is legitimately looking for someone to make us vassals, please help us, we want a daddy.

We are trying to be vassals, but nobody will take us, it's the equivalent of trying to suck a penis while holding on for dear life.
« Last Edit: September 08, 2011, 10:58:39 pm by Classical »

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Re: LLJK Submits to the Pecores
« Reply #28 on: September 08, 2011, 10:54:17 pm »
OK now my eyes burn in the horrible translation of french here!!!!!

please send the english text and i'll translate it cause now everyday my eyes close I see ghost of Voltaire, Hugo, Zola, Roussel, Rousseau, Sartres, Proust and a bunch of funny french writer looking at me facepalming!

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so please send me the original and i'll put a good traduction!

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Re: LLJK Submits to the Pecores
« Reply #29 on: September 09, 2011, 12:05:04 am »
Let it be known that LLJK's leadership is only looking for someone to protect them because all their efforts to suppress the REPUBLICA POPULAR AFGOONISTAN and their righteous people's war in the southern desert are for naught. They are now looking for foreign troops to futilely engage the brave guerrilla fighters currently struggling against the decadent central government in Rushdigh.

VIVA LA REPUBLICA POPULAR AFGOONISTAN! VIVA COMMANDANTE COWSTOMPER! VIVA LA REVOLUCION!
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