Pages: [1] 2 3 ... 6

Author Topic: DRZ Attacks BIRD CLAN?!  (Read 11058 times)

0 Members and 1 Guest are viewing this topic.

Offline Matey

  • King
  • **********
  • Renown: 1327
  • Infamy: 372
  • cRPG Player
  • A Pirate
    • View Profile
  • Game nicks: Matey_BRD
DRZ Attacks BIRD CLAN?!
« on: September 07, 2011, 05:32:28 am »
0
Ladies and Gentlemen of cRPG/Strategus,

The evil Druzhina has officially attacked GODKING Party Boy and the BIRD CLAN. This is the equivelant of declaring war on everything forever, as such, all clans should now be considered as being at war with DRZ.

That is all.
Logged

Offline Anwyl

  • Baron
  • ****
  • Renown: 144
  • Infamy: 66
  • cRPG Player
  • I liked cool avatars before they went mainstream.
    • View Profile
  • Game nicks: Coy
  • IRC nick: Coy
Re: DRZ Attacks BIRD CLAN?!
« Reply #1 on: September 07, 2011, 05:35:21 am »
0
YARR!
Logged

Offline Kaelaen

  • Count
  • *****
  • Renown: 163
  • Infamy: 11
  • cRPG Player
  • Peasant
    • View Profile
    • H2O Kaelaen's Youtube Videos
  • Faction: Blandiloquent Rampallion Deutereagonists (BRD)
  • Game nicks: Kaelaen_BRD
  • IRC nick: Kaelaen
Re: DRZ Attacks BIRD CLAN?!
« Reply #2 on: September 07, 2011, 05:37:23 am »
0
My god

what were they thinking
Logged
-idlewind

Offline Tears of Destiny

  • Naive
  • King
  • **********
  • Renown: 1847
  • Infamy: 870
  • cRPG Player A Gentleman and a Scholar
  • Quiet drifting through shallow waters. 死のび
    • View Profile
    • NADS
  • Faction: Black Company
  • IRC nick: Tears
Re: DRZ Attacks BIRD CLAN?!
« Reply #3 on: September 07, 2011, 05:46:16 am »
0
This... This was just madness  :shock:
Logged
I'm not normal and I don't pretend so, my approach is pretty much a bomb crescendo.
Death is a fun way to pass the time though, several little bullets moving in staccato.
The terror of my reign will live on in infamy, singing when they die like a dead man's symphony.

Offline vinnytk

  • Baron
  • ****
  • Renown: 99
  • Infamy: 29
  • cRPG Player
    • View Profile
  • Faction: USA USA USA USA
  • Game nicks: USA_BARACK_OBAMA_AMERICA
Re: DRZ Attacks BIRD CLAN?!
« Reply #4 on: September 07, 2011, 06:07:06 am »
0
well at least drz aren't cowards like ATS

still about the dumbest thing you could ever do
Logged
visitors can't see pics , please register or login

Offline Vovka

  • King
  • **********
  • Renown: 1174
  • Infamy: 240
  • cRPG Player Sir White Bishop A Gentleman and a Scholar
    • View Profile
  • Faction: Druzhina
  • Game nicks: Druzhina_Vovka
  • IRC nick: Vovka
Re: DRZ Attacks BIRD CLAN?!
« Reply #5 on: September 07, 2011, 07:46:24 am »
0
we all will die no?  :(
Logged
visitors can't see pics , please register or login

Offline espooo

  • Banned hacker
  • Knight
  • ***
  • Renown: 25
  • Infamy: 4
  • cRPG Player
  • I am always getting hunted down.
    • View Profile
  • Faction: Free Companies of Calradia (Bridgeburners)
  • Game nicks: Espo_BRD
  • IRC nick: Espo
Re: DRZ Attacks BIRD CLAN?!
« Reply #6 on: September 07, 2011, 07:50:27 am »
0
Logged
visitors can't see pics , please register or login

Offline Matey

  • King
  • **********
  • Renown: 1327
  • Infamy: 372
  • cRPG Player
  • A Pirate
    • View Profile
  • Game nicks: Matey_BRD
Re: DRZ Attacks BIRD CLAN?!
« Reply #7 on: September 07, 2011, 07:51:56 am »
0
If I were you... I would offer the first born child of every member of DRZ to Party boy as slaves and potential replacement organs (incase he gets bored with some of his current organs) in exchange for mercy... I'm not saying he would grant you mercy if you offered that.. but he might spare a couple of you, as long as you find a shack in siberia that is moderately inconvenient for him to reach you at.
Logged

Offline SeQuel

  • Earl
  • ******
  • Renown: 446
  • Infamy: 129
  • cRPG Player Sir White Pawn
    • View Profile
  • Game nicks: SeQueL
  • IRC nick: SeQueL
Re: DRZ Attacks BIRD CLAN?!
« Reply #8 on: September 07, 2011, 09:53:13 am »
0
Quote from: Matey on September 07, 2011, 07:51:56 am
If I were you... I would offer the first born child of every member of DRZ to Party boy as slaves and potential replacement organs (incase he gets bored with some of his current organs) in exchange for mercy... I'm not saying he would grant you mercy if you offered that.. but he might spare a couple of you, as long as you find a shack in siberia that is moderately inconvenient for him to reach you at.

I'd prefer to keep my babies to raise them and become money makers. Take that for what you will.
Logged

Offline Matey

  • King
  • **********
  • Renown: 1327
  • Infamy: 372
  • cRPG Player
  • A Pirate
    • View Profile
  • Game nicks: Matey_BRD
Re: DRZ Attacks BIRD CLAN?!
« Reply #9 on: September 07, 2011, 10:04:46 am »
0
Quote from: SeQuel on September 07, 2011, 09:53:13 am
I'd prefer to keep my babies to raise them and become money makers. Take that for what you will.

well then its a good thing you didnt attack BIRD CLAN or youd be totally screwed.
Logged

Offline Ufthak

  • Baron
  • ****
  • Renown: 97
  • Infamy: 25
  • cRPG Player
    • View Profile
Re: DRZ Attacks BIRD CLAN?!
« Reply #10 on: September 07, 2011, 10:42:26 am »
0
Let it be known, this battle against BIRD CLAN isn't an act of aggression. We are merely attacking Party Boy, God king of the universe, in hopes of providing his excellency with entertainment. This is our wedding gift to Party Boy for his impending wedding with Empress Badplayer. May they reign together forever! BIRD CLAN
Logged

Offline Keshian

  • King
  • **********
  • Renown: 1176
  • Infamy: 992
  • cRPG Player
  • Diggity diggity
    • View Profile
  • Faction: FCC (Bridgeburner, Unicorn, Cavalieres, Narwhal)
  • Game nicks: Red-haired bitch from hell
  • IRC nick: Bitch, pleasssse.
Re: DRZ Attacks BIRD CLAN?!
« Reply #11 on: September 07, 2011, 11:21:22 am »
0
All know what has happened to those who threaten and blaspheme the holy GODKING of all, Partyboy of BIRD clan!  The cries of agony and pain of those damned souls still cry out through the ages with piercing shrieks tearing the courage away of all others who woould be his foes, but become only his victims.  Death can only be a release as there is  only shame and everlasting fear in such a course, for Partyboy and his mighy army of BIRDs will hunt and hound and peck away at you until you scream for the mercy of death.  You have been warned!
Logged
http://keshoxford.com/  - Where middle-eastern meets red-hot and spicy!

"[Strat 5]... war game my ass, tis more like a popularity contest"  Plumbo

Offline BaldRider

  • Noble
  • **
  • Renown: 13
  • Infamy: 3
  • cRPG Player
    • View Profile
Re: DRZ Attacks BIRD CLAN?!
« Reply #12 on: September 07, 2011, 11:25:31 am »
0
visitors can't see pics , please register or login
Logged

Offline Vovka

  • King
  • **********
  • Renown: 1174
  • Infamy: 240
  • cRPG Player Sir White Bishop A Gentleman and a Scholar
    • View Profile
  • Faction: Druzhina
  • Game nicks: Druzhina_Vovka
  • IRC nick: Vovka
Re: DRZ Attacks BIRD CLAN?!
« Reply #13 on: September 07, 2011, 12:08:00 pm »
0
Just stop shitting on the monuments of our leaders!  :? and we will not attack the army  :mrgreen:
Logged
visitors can't see pics , please register or login

Offline Karmazyn

  • Peasant
  • *
  • Renown: 9
  • Infamy: 45
  • cRPG Player
    • View Profile
Re: DRZ Attacks BIRD CLAN?!
« Reply #14 on: September 07, 2011, 01:55:43 pm »
0
 :o :shock: :mad:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3q4fWUU2GAw
(click to show/hide)
Logged
Si Deus Nobiscum quis contra nos
Pages: [1] 2 3 ... 6